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Princess: If someone gave you $200 because you're ugly, would you take it?
Queen: I'm not going to turn down money just because they have bad eyesight.
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Kaleb: You call it a near death experience.
Kaleb: I call it a vibe check from the First Spinjitzu Master.
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Princess: Why do you have a diary?
May: To hide secrets from mt computer.
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Queen: Ladies and gentlemen is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Queen: Cowards, on the other hoof, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
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May, sighing: I'm not good at math.
Kaleb, patting her shoulder: It's because you're gay.
May: But you're good at math?
Kaleb: I'm god.
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