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Kaleb: May! Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

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Teacher: Where's your book?

May: At home

Teacher: What's it doing there?

May: Having more fun than me.

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Kaleb: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Jay: Well, that would sick, 'cause you can't microwave metal.

May: Good morning to every one but my brothers.

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Zane: Kaleb is such a weirdo, I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him.

Cole: Well, you don't have to.

Zane: Nah I'm going to.

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Princess: Hey, I genuinely care about you and I like you a lot...

May's Brain: ??? Time for joke?? Make jo ke??? Yes??

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