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Kaleb: *recording family videos with  everyone* I have no intention of being friends.

Kaleb: *playing video games with every one* You're all stepping stones to my success.

Kaleb: *baking a cake for Cole* Friends are a distraction.

Kaleb: *in a group hug* Disgusting.

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Queen: Damn, the power went out.

May: Don't worry I got this. *moves joints rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Queen: What-

May: I swallowed glowsticks.

Queen: WHY WOULD YOU-

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May, banging pots and pans at 3am: UP UP UP, DEPRESSED KIDS UP,  IT'S TIME TO GO, WE GOTTA LEAVE EARLY!

Lloyd: Where are we going?

May: Area 51! It's raid day, remember?We gotta go, NOW.

Lloyd: I SHALL FREE ALL THE POOT CREATURES FROM SUCH JAILS.

Queen, trying not to vibrate from excitement: Meeting a lifeform from another planet, assuming there is any at Area 51, would, I suppose, be a fascinating experience

Princess: I'm just coming to mutant myself so I can shoot the president and then they have go acknowledge aliens.

Kaleb: I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ALIEN!

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May: Hey Princess, apparently it's international kissing day so-

Queen: THAT MEANS YOU ALL CAN KISS MY ASS.

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