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Princess: May, I've been lying to you.

May, expecting a break up and is slightly prepared: About what?

Princess: My name isn't Princess.

May:

May: WAIT WHAT-

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Queen, with her fill 6'3 ft height: Why are you guys on the table?

May, who is on the table with Kaleb and Princess: We like to feel tall.

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Kaleb: I want to die.

Queen: *dumbing Legos on the floor* That can be arranged.

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Kaleb: Oh god death's phone-

May: You mean your phone is dead?

Kaleb: No, I literally have death's phone!

May: Wait, what!?!?!?

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May: How do you feel?

Kaleb: I don't.

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