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Kaleb, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Princess, helping May drive: Okay, so you're driving, both Queen and Kaleb are standing in the road. Quick, what do you hit?

May: If I swerve I can hit them both, so both.

Princess, shaking her head: The brakes, May. You hit the brakes.

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Queen: Do you want to hang out with us at McDonald's?

Kaleb: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no.

Queen: Sorry, all I heard was yes! Come on, let's go to the ballpit!

Kaleb: QUEN MY ANXIETY SAID NO!

Queen: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!

Kaleb: QUEEN

Queen: BALLPIT!

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May: There are eight wonders of the world.

Princess: There are seven.

May: No, there are eight.

May: Have you seen my ass in these jeans?

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Kaleb: Oh shit.

Jay: No swearing in the Bounty!

Kaleb: Mamma Mia that's a spicy meatball.

Jay: Y'know what, just say fuck.

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