𝙎𝙀𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙒 𝘣𝘵𝘴 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘪𝘪

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featuring nct members!

jisoo: you ever wanted to talk about your feelings, taehyung?

taehyung: no

yoongi: i do

jisoo: i know, yoongi

yoongi: i'm sad

jisoo: i know, yoongi

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soobin: hey, hyung-nim, why does jisoo love you so much?

taeyong, nct : because of my sweet moves, watch

taeyong: * outstretched arms * jisoo, im coming in for a hug

jisoo: don't touch me

taeyong: * backs away * not a problem

taeyong: you see? that move is called " listening and respecting "

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jungkook: i give men a firm and strong handshake to assert my dominance over them

jisoo: that's some weak shit

jungkook: what do you do?

jisoo: sleep with their wives

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jin: jisoo, you're naked again? didn't you just do the laundry?

jisoo: i just don't have anything to wear

jin: * opens her closet *

jin: i honestly don't understand you sometimes, you have plenty to wear

jin: like this nice dress, some shirts, sweaters, pants, skirts, Oh hey Hyuna and Lee Sunmi, the strap on is in the fridge, these nice shoes you never wear anymore

jin: wait. . . .

jin: IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS SWEATER FOR AGES!!

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bighit: jisoo, there are male idols outside who would throw themselves in front of a train for you

jisoo, a sagittarius: * eating a family sized bag of doritos *

jisoo: i mean im not gonna stop them

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yoongi, in lil meow meow mode: * laying on the kitchen counter *

yoongi: how about someone in here feed me some grapes?

jisoo: how about you sit on the couch like a normal person?