Unplanned sequel to "My Idiot Roommate".
So guess what! Since my roommate has been gone across the country, life has been so much better! Except now my mom thinks she needs to make my life worse than it was WITH Veronica. So yeah, here's a story tha...
So my mom had asked me to help put up the Christmas tree. I had told her no, that I have homework. She remarks with, "You never do anything I ask." Yes, I should not be finishing up my homework due tomorrow that I didn't do because I was spending a night at a friend's house. Putting up a tree that I could do another day and another time is much more important than me doing my homework due tomorrow.
Common sense 101.
Hopefully, I get to add more, but I have to do my homework for speech class so I'll see ya'll in a bit. (BTW I'm typing this on my laptop hehe.)
5:21 pm:
So my dad just came downstairs and my mom took the perfect chance to talk shit about me in the room.
"Did you get some of the tree up?" he asks.
"Partially. I stopped because my back started hurting and Alli won't help even though I asked her."
"Once again, I'm doing my homework."
Then my dad just stayed silent.
5:28 pm:
So now my mom is acting all nice, once again, being bipolar, and saying "What if I could meet you at lunch." And I go "No." with my dad laughing in the background.
"Well it'd be cool if I could meet you for lunch." "..........Mom, I have friends."
My dad laughs and goes, "You wanna keep your friends? You scared she's gonna scare em' off cuz she's a boomer?"
And I go "she-- what? She's not a boomer, you are."
then she goes "All your sister's friends like me."
And I go "that's because millenials like.. nice parents"
My dad goes "So gen z kids don't like nice parents?"
I go "no I mean gen z kids don't want their parents near them when they are near their friends because it's creepy and weird."
Mom goes "No she just doesn't want me there cuz apparently I'm a shitty parent."
My dad says "She just called you nice--"
She goes "Really?" as if she was like internally saying "bullshit".
I go "Yeah.."
she goes, "ok then, I was shitty the other day on your little vent"
LIKE OKAY KAREN SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I THROW YOUR ASS TO SPACE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!
k back to my hw...
8:33 pm:
Okay hopefully I have a chance to shower rn.
Edit: I just remembered. When she first asked me to help her with the tree and I said no bc I'm doing hw, she said "well then you're not gonna pick out the color" and I'm like "well when you texted me I said idc so idc" and she goes "okay then" acting all tough n shit. Like fuck off.
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Sooo... whatever.
Okie now I'm done and I made this edit at 11:30 pm so gn y'all!
