alpotter
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alpotter can we keep him?
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scorpm Albus -
alpotter Is that a yes?
scorpm Why do you have an otter?
alpotter So you know how we went to that muggle zoo this morning right
scorpm oh god what did you do
alpotter well they really need better security, to start with
jamessiriusp YOU STOLE AN OTTER
alpotter I wouldn't call it stealing
jamessiriusp Can I meet this gorgeous fellow
alpotter You'll have to schedule an appointment. Ottie the Otter has a very busy schedule, you see
rosee We've been out for half a day and Al had already managed to steal an otter. I don't even know where to begin
scorpm But do we really need an otter?
alpotter is that even a question??? ofc we do
alpotter
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alpotter how can you resist this
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scorpm it's a trick question. I can't
lorcans can I borrow him
alpotter For 500 galleons, sure lorcans
alpotter and is that a yes scorpm
scorpm it's a maybe
scorpm I can't believe I'm seriously considering this
alpotter of course you are, you know you could never say no to me
scorpm even if sometimes you make me wonder why
alpotter Rude
vicweasley OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM
domw does vic only come on ig when people post about animals
teddylupin yes
vicweasley I'll give you 500 galleons
teddylupin UHHH NO YOU WON'T
vicweasley Please teddy I need this otter
alpotter that's 600 galleons for you
lorcans haha he likes me better vicweasley
scorpm Jokes on you, I get co-ownership of the otter for free
alpotter HELL YES
lilylp
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lilylp He didn't steal the otter. It's otter day at the zoo. Albus is a liar (and a bad one at that)
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alpotter STOP IT LILY
alpotter HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH HARM? WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END
domw dramatic bitch
alpotter fight me???
lorcans I knew you were too much of a coward to do it
alpotter I will take everything you care about and transfigure it into spaghetti
lorcans yOU CAN'T TRANSFIGURE THINGS INTO FOOD ALBUS THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS
alpotter inedible spaghetti
lorcans ...would that work?
lorcans I'm gonna go find out
a/n
changing the format of the story because yes.
Might eventually go back and change old chapters too. Idk
