Only Human | Sander Sides

Talk~Analogical Request

INFO
-requested by tumblr user
-dont fuck with virgil
-black leather skirts are cool as fuck

TRIGGER WARNINGS
-reference to bombing a school 
-violent threats 

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"Can that make a bomb?" "No Virgil." "Can that make a bomb?" "Yes, Virgil." "You should make a bomb and destroy the world." Logan sighs and sets down his beaker. He turns to look at Virgil, who is sitting on one of the tables with one earbud in, swinging his legs. "Is there a particular reason you are suddenly so interested in what can and cannot make a bomb? Are you going to..." Logan shuffles through the deck of vocab cards he has for Virgil and picks one out, "Pull a JD?" Virgil laughs, "No, it's not anything like that. Good job by the way." Logan smiles and returns the card to the deck, wrapping it with a rubber band. "Would you care to explain then? Or would you prefer to not talk about it?" Virgil sighs and lays on the table, "It's just... I'm so tired of people. I can't wear, do, or say anything without the risk of someone hating me or something." 

Logan took the beaker and put it in a container for a teacher to deal with later, "What happened?" "I wore that black leather skirt that Remy bought for me and this one guy would leave me the fuck alone. I had to call someone to bring me pants." Logan discards his gloves and washes his hands before turning back to Virgil, "Do you know the name of this 'guy'?" Virgil shrugs, "He's tall and has brown hair. I think he's on the student council?" Logan instantly knows who Virgil is talking about. The same person is responsible for many transfers out of the school.  "Well, I'll see what I can do about that. Let's get you home now." Virgil hops off the table and follows Logan out of the room, grabbing his tie on the way out. Logan puts on his tie as Virgil talks about whatever band playing from his headphones. 

After dropping Virgil off at home, Logan makes his way back to the school. Clubs are still going, which means the student council is there. He knocks on the student council door and finds who Virgil was talking about when he enters. "May we speak in the hall, please? It's an emergency." The guy shrugs and follows Logan into the hall, "Actually, I'd like to speak in the science lab. This is a matter pertaining to it." The guy just rolls his eyes and continues to follow Logan. Once in the science lab, Logan dons gloves and takes the beaker from its container. He turns it to the council member, "Do you know what this is?" He shakes his head and Logan answers, "It's a very strong chemical. Get this on your skin and it gets chemical burned. Get it on your scalp and your hair falls out. It would be a shame if it were to get in your shampoo, wouldn't it?" 

The guy's eyes widen, "Hey, what are you sayin-" "I'm saying, if you do not apologize to Virgil by the end of the day tomorrow this will get in your hair gel and you'll go bald." "I could report you for this!" Logan sets down the beaker, "And I could report you for constantly harassing people to the point of dropping out just because they don't conform to your ideals. Which will it be? Apologize or go bald." The guy surrenders, "I'll apologize! Just don't use that shit on me." Logan smiles triumphantly, "Good. I'll be awaiting the news tomorrow." He lets the council member go and puts the chemical away again before going home for the night. The next day at lunch, Virgil told him in surprise of the apology. "What did you do?" "Talked to him."