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Remus opens his laptop and checks a group chat for his friends, adequately named 'No Braincells Here'. He grins, seeing green dots next to all four of his friends and his brother; PappyPatton, AnxietyAttack, JekyllHyde, SpaceJam, and PositivelyPrincely. He turns on his mic, excited to wreak havoc as always and annoy his brother.
JeffreyDahmer: "What's up bitches one, two, three, four, and five."
The chat is filled with four voices; Roman groans, Virgil laughs, Patton says to watch his language, and Deceit says "Goodbye" and leaves, logging right back on. Remus also reads the texts sent by the only one never on voice chat, SpaceJam.
SpaceJam: Hello, Remus. I was starting to wonder where you were.
Remus smile grows, pleasantly surprised someone actually expects and wants him to be there. "Thanks, Space," He says through voice chat.
PappyPatton: "Now that Remus is here, we can talk about The Thing (TM)."
PositivelyPrincely: "What is it this time Padre? Are you in need of spider killing? I'll run to your house now."
PappyPatton: "No, Roman, It's- and he's gone..."Remus hears his brother in the other room rummaging around for his sword. He doesn't stop him as he races out the door.
PappyPatton: "Remus, did he leave?"
JeffreyDahmer: "Yeah."
AnxietyAttack: "At least he's not knocking down my door this time."
SpaceJam: Should we wait until he's back?
PappyPatton: "I hear him knocking on my door... Be right back."
SpaceJam: Does this happen often? Virgil, you didn't tell me you moved close to Roman and Remus.Remus smiles, heart a little fluttery Space didn't just say Roman. It feels great to not be forgotten for once. Space always remembered him. Always.
AnxietyAttack: "Yeah, Patton is scared of spiders and since I own a few, Roman sometimes thinks they're mine and makes me check that they're all there and not fakes they replaced themselves with."
Remus' smile turns into a mischevious grin, knowing he caused the scene. He told Roman about Virgil's spiders, which he knew about since kindergarten. He also sometimes loosens their cages or catches wild spiders to put on Patton's lawn.
SpaceJam: Seems... Interesting.
PappyPatton: "Okay Roman's next to me so I'm just gonna talk about it with him here, sorry for stealing your brother Remus."
JeffreyDahmer: "Keep him."
JekyllHyde: "I can't wait to hear what Patton has to say."
PappyPatton: "What I was saying is... I got a boyfriend!"
AnxietyAttack: "It's Roman, isn't it?"
PappyPatton: "Yeah it's Roman."
SpaceJam: Thank you for trusting us enough to tell us, Patton.
SpaceJam: If it is alright, I would like to follow that up with my own announcement.Remus' interest is piqued. Is Space going to announce their name? Gender? Sexuality? Romantic life? He's bouncing in his chair with excitement.
PappyPatton: "Go ahead Space!"
SpaceJam: I am moving in with Virgil, now that his parents have formally adopted me.
JekyllHyde: "ADOPTED?"
JeffreyDahmer: "MOVING?"
SpaceJam: Perhaps I should tell you more...
PappyPatton: PLEASE -RomanThat was... NOT what Remus was expecting... but he's still excited! Space! Moving! Here! Okay, Remus needs to calm down before he falls out of his chair again.
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