Only Human | Sander Sides

Both~Intrulogicality Request

INFO
-requested by Kiro_King
-this is gr8 ship
-ngl i was halfway through writing before i realized logan was supposed to go to virgil for help, not roman
-so uh... minor prinxiety i guess? could be seen as platonic. theyre just watching a movie

TRIGGER WARNINGS
-locking people in a room

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"Logan! I made cookies!" Remus lightly pushes Patton from the door, making sure the cookies aren't knocked over, "Logi I drew some weird shit for you!" Patton pout, "Remus, I was here first!" Remus sticks his tongue out at Patton, Logan likes my drawings more anyways!" "No! He likes my cookies more!" In his room, Logan rubs his temples. Those two have been at it for weeks, trying to show each other up and get more attention from Logan. He's sick of it, especially because he notices them making heart eyes at him and each other all the time. Logan isn't good with feelings, but even he can see those two like each other. He shuts his laptop and gets up from his desk to open the door. "If you two would please stop fighting in front of my door, I would like to go talk to Roman." Remus and Patton look at each other curiously as Logan walks past them. 

Logan makes his way to Roman's room and knocks on the door. It opens, but instead of Roman standing in the doorway, it's a coathanger. Logan sighs, "I take it Roman is watching Beauty and the Beast?" The coathanger nods? And Logan follows it inside. Roman is sitting on his bed, watching the aforementioned Disney movie on the TV. Surprisingly, Virgil is also there, lying at the foot of the bed with his eyes trained on the screen. Roman pauses and looks towards Logan, "What brings you of all people here, pocket protector?" Virgil sits up and waves and Logan waves back before crossing his arms, "I need help." Virgil and Roman's eyes widen and Roman scoffs, "Me? You, Logan, Logic, need my help?" Virgil elbows him, "Chill Princey, we don't want him to run away." Logan thanks Virgil and continues, "It involves your brother and romance, two things you are the... expert of." Roman smiles and pats a space on his bed, "This is going to be fun. What do you need help with, dear nerd?" Logan hesitantly sits, keeping space between the two and sitting closer to Virgil.

"Your brother and Patton are fighting. They are trying to show each other up and win my attention, but they also seem to like each other. It's frustrating and I can't get any work done with them arguing." Virgil huffs and rolls his eyes, "You are so bad at this. Okay. Stop thinking about work for two minutes. Who do you like?" Logan is silent for a moment as he thinks, trying to put work out of his mind. The answer is both of them, and he knows its both of them. He enjoys reading in onesies with Patton while eating cookies, he enjoys answering Remus' weird questions and offering anatomy tips for his drawings of monsters, he enjoys both of their company. "I'll take that as both then," Roman says with a chuckle.

 "The issue here is that they don't know who you like and they refuse to admit that they like each other. I'm not entirely sure how to fix this issue, but you need to force them to make up and make out." The three brainstorm for a minute before Virgil gets an idea, "Lock them in a closet together." Logan and Roman both look at Virgil with shocked faces, "What kind of suggestion is that, Emo Nightmare?" Virgil shrugs, "That close to someone you like? One of them will have to break eventually and confess. It'll probably be Patton." Logan thinks it over, "It is the only option so far. I will find them and... maybe summoning a room around them would be easier than getting them both in one." Virgil smiles, "Sounds good L. Lemme know if I was right about Patton confessing first." 

Logan exits Roman's room and notices that Patton and Remus are now gone, no longer in front of his door. He goes to a more open spot before calling for them. They both appear at his call, smiling. "What's up Nerdy Wolverine?" Remus asks, stepping closer to Logan. "I apologize for this, but the two of you have to get along." Remus and Patton barely have enough time to process Logan's words before four walls are raising around them. Logan grabs a book and sits against one of the walls, "You two have to get along before you're allowed to leave that room. Also, Remus, your morningstar won't break the walls." Logan hears Remus groan in annoyance as he opens his book, "I'll be waiting." 

In the room, Patton pouts as he slumps against a wall. Remus does the same on the opposite wall, but due to the smaller size of their room, their knees still touch. "I don't know what Logan is thinking with this. I could kill you." Patton shakes his head at Remus' words, "You wouldn't. And you can't. Logan told me so." Remus whines, "He keeps ruining my fun! But I don't even mind!" Patton laughs, "Cuz it's Logan. You can't be mad at him." There's silence for a bit before Remus speaks, "...Do you have any more cookies?" Patton smiles as he conjures up the cookies he made earlier, "Of course! Do you want one?" Remus nods and takes one, biting into the cookie. "Holy shit this is good." Patton giggles, "Thanks. I tried a new recipe and tried using Crofters for filling." "Logan would love these," Remus remarks as he finishes the cookie. "What about your drawing? I'm sure he's like that too!" Remus conjures the drawing of a deep blue fuzzy beast with crescent moon shaped pupils glowing white and sharp, jagged teeth, "I went more on the fantasy side this time. I think he would like the eyes." Patton nods, "He would." 

The silence returns and drags on for a while before Patton breaks, just as Virgil predicted. "Remus... I want to say this now because it's probably what I need to admit to myself and you, and I'm really nervous about this but I might as well, right? Um..." "If it's hard to say just say it all super quickly like one sentence. That's what I do when I apologize to Roman." Patton laughs and nods, "Right. Uh, RemusILikeYouAndLoganAtTheSameTime." Remus takes a second to make out the individual words and a smile slowly grows on his face, "Well that's the best news ever! Y'know, cuz I feel the same way." Patton's eyes widen and he grins, "Really? Oh, this is great!" The walls fall down from around them and Logan stands above them, "Are you two done fighting now?" They nod and stand, "But what about you Logan?" Remus nods, "Yeah, who do you have the hots for?" 

Logan rolls his eyes at Remus wording but smiles, "Both of you." Patton giggles as Remus jumps on Logan, causing him to fall. "Thanks, Logan. We were both being pretty stupid." Logan sighs with a smile, "You two may be fools, yes, but you're my fools."