Only Human | Sander Sides

Stood Up~Analomus Request

INFO
-requested by SinglePringlePatton
-roceit mention
-established analogical
-future analomus

WARNINGS
-unsympathetic Patton
-harassment mention

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"Please Remus! He needs to move on from me. I have Janus now, and Patton always hitting on me is making us both uncomfortable." Remus frowned, but he had to admit, Patton is cute, and he might have a little crush. He shrugs, "Fine, I'll ask him on a date." Roman smiles, "Thank you! Now, I gotta go pick up Janus from work." Remus waves his twin a goodbye and pulls out his phone. 'Hey, patty daddy, wanna go on a date?' The reply was fast, 'Uh, sure?' They work out a time and location and Remus goes to get ready. "What do I have that's date-worthy? Whatever, it doesn't matter." He puts on a green hoodie and short shorts with fishnet stockings. Just slutty enough for him, just modest enough for Patton. He slips on some shoes and leaves, heading to the cafe they agreed to meet at. 

He arrives a bit early at the cafe, so he waits. And waits. And waits. And waits. An hour past the time they agreed to meet up. The bell above the door rings, but looking up, it's not Patton. It is, however, two very attractive guys. One wears a purple hoodie and skinny jeans, and the other a black polo with a loose blue tie, blue jeans, and glasses. They make their way over to Remus and he panics a little. "Sorry, did we keep you waiting long? We couldn't find our way." Remus raises and eyebrow at the glasses' question and the emo leans in to whisper, "We were at the bookshop across the street and noticed you were here for a long time." Remus' face fills with relief, "Thank you so much." Glasses smiles, "I'm Logan. This is Virgil." Virgil waves, "So what happened here?" Remus' eyes shifted to the table, "I got stood up." "Damn. Their loss, you're cute." Remus reddens at Virgil's compliment and Logan nods in agreement. "Would you like us to leave?" Remus shakes his head, "No, actually, could you stay for a bit? Maybe we could talk?" "Okay."

The three chat for a while, learning more about each other. The topic of sexuality came up, and Remus can't deny how happy he got when they said they were poly. Eventually, Remus' phone starts to ring. "Oh, it's my brother." He hits accepts, "What's up bitch?" Logan and Virgil snort. "How did the date go?" Remus thinks, "Pretty good actually, but Pat never showed up. I got two other cuties to talk to me though." "Fuck Remus, I'm sorry." Remus laughs at Logan and Virgil's reddening faces, "It's cool bro. I'll be home soon." He hangs up and smiles, "Well, I gotta go. Thanks again." Logan stops him, "Can we exchange numbers?" Remus grins, "Absolutely!" Remus leaves the coffee shop with two numbers and a promise for a second date.