Kylo Ren | Reader Inserts

Luckiest Man in the Galaxy (NSFW)

A/N: Happy Valentine's day! Here's a little something I planned back when the Randy skit came out! It was supposed to be... crack but, well, it ended up serious... ENJOY!

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The damned wig on Kylo's head was insanely itchy. The many levels above his head causing him to growl underneath his breath—beanie, wig, bald cap... the things he did to get closer to someone. The effort was obvious (to himself) that he went out of his way, pausing his duties as Supreme Leader, to be a near nobody, just to see you.

"This damn wig, I'm going to burn it after this plan works," he muttered to himself. Kylo had too much confidence in himself, seeing as he thought that making a false identity to befriend you would make his way into your heart. After all... he had made a false identity before to see what people really thought of him.

It was a period of time where he was bored and there was little to no news of where Luke Skywalker was.

This time, however, was different. It was a... less selfish reason.

Walking along the static halls of his very own star destroyer, Kylo heard distant shouting coming from a connecting hallway.

"This is absurd! I have been working here for over two months and all you've kept giving me is cleaning duties! I am an expert in starships, I fix them, I keep them in shape! I am not to clean them—"

"It is part of your duties to clean the ships in order to keep them functional, is it not?!" A male voice shouted.

Walking over and rounding the corner, Kylo spotted you being shouted at by a man who crowded your personal space and looked down at you.

"No, it is not! Only to clean any messes created with the fixes!" You countered as you shook your head. "I am trained in mechanics, I know these ships inside and out! How to fix them, not to clean them!"

Furrowing his eyebrows as he watched, Kylo bit down as he clenched his fists, watching your supposed superior snap at you. Reminding himself he wasn't his usual Supreme Leader role, Kylo bit down. This would have been the perfect moment to approach you, yet... you were caught up dealing with a so called superior that he wished to toss him out into the void of space. Or maybe a slow death—

His mind was close to rambling on. Instead, he twisted his wrist and watched the man stutter.

"You are to do as I say when I say it! Shut your mouth you— you—"

Narrowing your eyebrows as you took a step back, the man before you coughed out. Trying to force out words, he seemed speechless. Unable to speak, standing there with a concerned expression, your superior suddenly fainted.

Flinching in your spot and blinking at the sight, you looked at both end of the hallway before stepping away and casually walking off. If it were anyone else, you would've rushed for help, but this man was giving you nothing but hell.

Practically hiding behind the wall as Kylo listened to your footsteps walking by, he eyed you as you rushed along, fleeing the seen. "Smart girl..." he muttered under his breath before walking over to your supervisors unconscious body. "It's foolish of you to speak to her in such a manner. You are lucky I didn't kill you." Dragging his body into a nearby mechanical closet, Kylo practically dumped him there and shut the blast door before walking away.

He was back to being his alter ego.

The idea came to mind when Kylo grew tired of you not noticing him. How sad. He believed that by being the Supreme Leader, that would easily get your attention... but every time he purposefully crossed paths with you or was in the same area, you never paid him a single mind. You were always in your own world, it was clear. Every time he looked at you, you were deep in thought, and he wondered what went on in your head.