Kylo Ren | Reader Inserts

Alter Ego (NSFW)

Request:

Omg I recently found your blog and I absolutely love you and your writings. I know you're busy with tlj fics but I would greatly appreciate a modern au where everyone knows kylo (he's famous for one reason or another) and you match with him on a dating website not knowing it's him because he used a fake name and your first time meeting him is like wow crazy star struck (possible smuttiness??)

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"This is easily the dumbest thing you've put me to do." Shaking your head as you scrolled through the app you had downloaded moments ago, your roommate—who lived with you to help pay off the rent for your apartment—Rose, hovered over your shoulder. "A dating app, really?"

"Look, I didn't point a gun to your head and force you into downloading it." The brunette chuckled as she rested her forearms on your shoulders, feeling the slight rise and fall from them. In all honesty, you were a bit anxious about the idea. Who knows who you'd end up matching with; what if it was someone who was wanted for murder and was hiding? "And don't get your delusions mixed in with this, plenty of people do this! A lot of people end up getting married, too!"

Looking over your shoulder, you glared at her. "What? So, you're implying I'm going to marry one of these guys?" You asked, an eyebrow now lifted as Rose's eyes widened.

"No! I mean, you never know! Come on, give it one try. How bad can it be?" She shrugged, giving you a reassuring smile before patting your shoulders. "Just... Give it a try. Okay? One try. One person to match with and then after, you delete it. Leave it for good." Rose nodded as you sighed.

"Fine... As long as you get off of my back about it!" You pointed a finger at her as she nodded eagerly.

"Okay, okay! I promise!" She clapped, wrapping her arms over your shoulders and resting her head against yours. "Ooo, that one's cute!"

"No way, he's younger than me. I don't do younger." You shook your head.

"Okay, that one? He's your age... Got a nice car..." She trailed but you rolled your eyes.

"I don't do my age either. This is why we're in this position, remember?" You pointed out as Rose nodded while pressing her palm against her forehead.

"Right... Ex-boyfriend, your age, terrible outcome." She nodded as you sighed.

"None of these guys match well with me..." You shook your head, growing less and less hopeful... more doubtful. You continued scrolling through, feeling time pass you by. You just wanted to reach some sort of end in a never ending pit just to get the ordeal over with. "This is absolutely pointless, none of these guys match well with me and-"

"Oh my god!" Rose shrieked as she pointed at your screen, you looking in bewilderment.

"What? What!" You asked, nearly panicking as she gave you a sudden jolt of anxiety.

"You-you've got a perfect match! Look!" Making you look back at your screen, your eyebrows narrowed.

"But... I can hardly see his face?" You squinted your eyes, bringing your phone closer to your face but Rose sucked her teeth in annoyance before turning your rolling chair to face her.