[Rewritten] Out she came in...Naruto

Rebirth Day 1

You know when you read reincarnation fanfics and they're like, the next moment pop! The OCs are out and crying babies?

Take that out of your mindset. If that was how rebirth worked, I'll gladly take it. Not this bitch that's making me hustle even before I am born.

Why am I saying all this you may ask. Well let me enlighten you.

Day 1

So, I'm an egg. Don't ask me how just know that, I'm an egg. Well technically an egg and sperm since half of my conscience is in the other guy.

God I feel sick just thinking about it. Survival 101 did not prepare me for this. I can't even puke because I have no guts!

Oh wait, I think I'm crying. Woohoo I can cry! Wait...it's not me.

*Crying continues.*

Oh mommy don't cry! I love you very much and will always be there for you.

*Laughing.*

Yay! I made my mama laugh.

*Crying*

No no, mommy don't. I was just happy for you that's all.

*laughing*

Yay!

*Crying*

Nooo!

*Laughing*

Yess!

*Crying*

Noooo!

*laughing*

Uh...

*Crying*

Wow, that time of the month huh. Wait, if its that time then...

*laughing*
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*Flowing noise*
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I think the other egg just got flushed.

*Crying*

Yaaaa! I'm panicking now. What if I don't get fertilized before the next month. Will I be flushed out too? No no no no no! I barely started my life. It can't end this soon. Nooooooo~

*laughing*