[Rewritten] Out she came in...Naruto

Chapter 29: Enter! My predecessor

Will it surprise you if I told you I have never watched the first series of Naruto? (I've watched only the shippuden and bits of boruto)

Yet I know close to everything that ever happened there. Thanks to cliched fanfics. Nothing really changes when it comes to them.

I probably wouldn't be able to write this if it weren't for them.

LESSON: NEVER underestimate the power of cliche.

_________________________________________________________________

"Don't you dare drop me Duckbutt."

The Uchiha scoffed. "When have I ever?"

Two years had flashed by before I could blink. Wait, that was a lie. One thing I realised with movies and fanfics was that they made the events go by in a second.

Nope, that didn't magically happen in Naruto. I still had twenty four hours a day and seven days a week.

But in those 24 months I had used most of my spare time to find interests. One of them being piggy back riding on my favourite duck.

"Why can't you just walk like a normal person?" Sasuke asked, readjusting my thighs around his waist.

I shrugged and placed my head on his shoulder, wrapping my arms around his neck and breathing in.

That was immediately followed by sneeze and gagging sound. "Your hair almost suffocated me duckbutt!" I wheezed.

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "You're the one who thought it a good idea to sniff it in."

"I thought it was romantic!" I defended, wiping tears off my eyes.

"Idiot." The insult still didn't stop the faint blush on his cheeks though.

That night(two years ago), after the Uchiha had carried me across the village to my house without once dropping me, I found out that I quite liked him being my horse.

There's nothing more victorious than a stuck up Uchiha giving you a piggy back ride. Maybe I could get Obito and Madara to give me one.

ME: You'd be dead before the reader's blink.

RIN: Have some faith author~chan.

ME: What you are thinking of doing is literal suicide. All it'll lead to is a thousand readers cussing at me.

RIN: Challenge accepted

"So...we're starting the academy next year. How do you feel about that?" I grinned, pushing my head all the way to the front of his shoulders so our faces were parallel with each other. 

"It's nothing special. It would have come sooner or later."

"Oh come on, there's gotta be a little excitement underneath all that duckbutt hair, duckbutt." I poked his cheek.

No answer

"You're getting one step closer to being as cool as Itachi~ni. Isn't that great?"

I poked

"Hn"

Poke

Poke

Poke

Poke

Poke 

Poke

"Pokepokepokepokepokepokepo-"

"Would you stop that-"

Silence.

Sasuke had turned his head to glare at me.