Rebirth Day 6

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Day 6

I got good news and bad news. The good news is I have a high chance of not being flushed out. The bad news is,  that means someone out there's trying to make a baby.

I feel like I'm being blessed and punished at the same time. I mean, I can't even yell 'get a room'!

And that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that after listening to the awful sounds, I have to try fertilize myself! I mean, come on!

I think I'm gonna be traumatized after this. I can already hear the church bells ringing. The geezer's probably laughing at me now.

Oh, hey. They're done. I can feel my other half coming towards me. Others are racing with me too.

Move faster!  Wait, that sounds totally wrong. *pukes in mind*

I need a psychiatrist.

I lost the race. The others couldn't reach me. My conscience has been transferred to another one. At this rate I think I'll be better being flushed out.

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