Artists' Perspective [Deidara x Reader]

Breakfast- Chapter 13

(Y/n pov)

"Ugh, what time is it?" I say as a sit up and rub my eyes. It was only 7:00 but I definitely am not a morning person.

I sit up and stretch, I turned and set my feet on the floor. I stood up and walked toward the door. 

"I wonder if the others are awake yet?" I ask myself. 

I walked into the kitchen quietly. I looked over to the living room to see Deidara asleep on the sofa.

"Stupid Blondie" I say under my breath. "How do I wake him up?"

I walked over to the couch. Deidara was dead asleep his long blonde hair was down so it was in his face. 

"Hey Blondie" I say in a mocking tone. I reached my hand out and lightly slapped his cheek.

" what? " he responded half-asleep.

"I said wake up Blondie" I respond with some firmness in my voice this time.

"Y/n give me 5 more minutes" he whined.

"Sorry, nope" I say as I yank the blanket from him. 

He kept complaining for a little while before sitting up. 

"Took you long enough to wake up Sleeping Beauty" I said through a smirk. "Wanna go see if Sasori is up?" 

"Yeah sure" he responded sleepily.

He walked down to the room that Sasori was in and knocked on the door. 

"Sasori my man, are you awake" Deidara called.

"Unlike you I'm strict about waking up" Sasori answered as he opened the door  

They sat down in the kitchen.

"So, breakfast?" Deidara asks.

"Let's just go to a teahouse" I suggest.

"Alright we should get ready then leave" Sasori agreed.

We stood up and Sasori went back to his room. Me and Deidara raced to the bathroom for the mirror. We ended up having to share the bathroom mirror. We put on our eyeliner, it looked very similar. I put my hair up in a (favorite hairstyle). Deidara started to put his hair in its usual ponytail.

"Why do you always wear your hair up, I think it looks better down" I comment.

"I don't know, I just think it looks better-un" he shrugged. "Why do you wear so much makeup, you're really pretty as you are-un" he turned his face away from me for some reason.

"I guess you make a good point" I reply, I left my makeup with just eyeliner and some mascara today without the usual lipgloss and eyeshadow. When we were finished we met Sasori in the kitchen/living room.  

"Ready?" Sasori asks. 

"Yep" I reply.

"Yeah" Deidara answers.

We walked out of the hotel room together wearing out matching coats. As we left a few people gave us strange looks. We left the hotel building and searched for a place to eat breakfast. We spotted a few different teahouses and restaurants.

"Hey what about this one-un?" Deidara chirps.

"This one seems fine" Sasori says.

"That one looks good!" I chime in.

Soon we were in a full-fledged argument about breakfast. We were talking over each other and yelling about it. 

"I don't care anymore I'm hungry" I complain.

"Yeah same" Deidara agreed.

"It appears that I win" Sasori boasted.

The three of us walked together to the place Sasori picked. We sat down together and soon we ordered. We waited for a short time before the waitress returned.

"Here you are" the waitress says as she places our food on the table.

"Thank you!" Deidara and I say at the same time. 

We immediately start eating. Sasori looked at us like we were insane. I had rice and miso soup, it was amazing.

"This is amazing"I sigh.

"You could say that again-un" Deidara chimes in.

"It is pretty good" Sasori adds.

"So where are we going exactly?" I ask looking to start a conversation.

"Some small village west of here" Sasori replies.

"What's so special about it though?" I question.

"I don't know something about a hidden jutsu-un" Deidara responds.

"Hmm, must be pretty cool to threaten the Akatsuki" I add. 

"Good point" Deidara says. 

"I wonder if there are any good restaurants or cool places on the way there" I comment.

"Hm, maybe there is some kind of bathhouse or spa on the way-un" Deidara responds.

"Yeah, I haven't washed my hair in a few days and it's losing it's shiny-ness" I say.

"I never have to worry about that" Deidara bragged.

"Whatever, your hair doesn't look great either-Blondie" I reply sarcastically.

Deidara crossed his arms and stuck out his tongue.

"Poor Sasori, we low-key are leaving him out" I say to myself.

Almost on cue Sasori commented "We should pay and head out"

"Good idea" I respond 

"Waitress!" Deidara calls.

She came back to our table.

"Can I get you guys a check?" She asked.

"Yes, thank you"I answer.

She left and shortly returned with our check.

"Just curious, where are you from? I've never seen you" She asked.

Me and Deidara looked really concerned and sweat-dropped at the same time. Sasori remained calm while Deidara and I panicked. 

"We are traveling artists" Sasori responded, he wasn't wrong though.

"And the matching "jackets?" She asked.

"Our company logo" he adds.

"Aah, makes sense" she says.

She handed Deidara the check, and walked away.

"Haha that means you're paying Blondie!" I laughed.

He was obviously frustrated. 

Sasori took notice of this and added "It's alright, Kakuzu sent money with us"

He tucked some money into the pocket with the check.

"Let's go" Sasori states blankly in his disguised voice. 

"Alright" I respond.

We stood up and started walking towards the door. 

"When do we leave for this new mission?" I ask.

"Later today, right my man-un" Deidara answers looking at Sasori.

"Correct" Sasori responds.

We left the restaurant together and started back to the hotel.

"That was delicious" I comment .

"It really was, we should do that more often you're a fun person, Y/n" Deidara responds.

"You know, you aren't too bad yourself Blondie" I teased.

"The Akatsuki life really suites me huh?" I say in my head as we walk together to our hotel.

(A/n-I love this chapter >w<)