Artists' Perspective [Deidara x Reader]

I'm running out of creative chapter names- Chapter 32

(i thought this was really funny sorry)

(Y/n pov)

"So you want to just go find this guy and kill him-un?" Deidara asks.

"Well yeah. It sucks here" I respond  "Isn't this where Pain and Konan are from?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't want to be here for more than a month. I prefer the desert" Sasori adds "I agree with Y/n we should probably just get out of  here, we are likely to recognized if we stick around for too long"

I hadn't thought of that, The Hidden Rain is a major city, they have to know who the Akatsuki are, especially because we aren't in disguise.

"Where exactly is this guy?" I ask.

"Just follow me " Sasori says.

"Aren't you gonna tell us your plan?" Deidara complains.

"Fine" Sasori says rolling his eyes "We'll go to that small cafe over there, there should be at least one person who works with the leadership in the village. We'll interrogate anyone who is in power here to figure out where our guy is, we'll only get violent if we absolutely must-Deidara"

"What if they try to run away or call for help? Let's barricade the exits, you can use your puppets Sasori. We'll also have to kill or kidnap them so that they can't rat us out and ruin our plan" I say.

"I wouldn't have thought of that" Deidara says.

"Great idea" Sasori affirms.

I smiled proudly. I put my (EPIC) hat and jacket back on. I have to admit it was a little warmer with my jacket on. I pushed my hat down to cover my eyes and pulled the collar up on my jacket. Sasori and Deidara did the same. We looked almost identical, from afar you probably couldn't tell us apart-other than the fact Sasori is like two inches shorter than Deidara and I. 

We walked out into the main streets. We got a few odd looks from citizens but I don't think we were recognized. We absolutely stood out among the rest of the village. We entered the cafe and sat down at a table. We ordered tea to try to blend in, also it was warm. I took a long sip from the glass (it looked epic bc of the akatsuki hat and coat and stuff). 

"Hey guys. Shinobi headband" I whispered motioning to a man and woman at another table.

"Got it" Deidara says nudging Sasori in the arm.

"Yep" He said.

"How many exits are there?" Sasori asked.

Deidara brushed his hair out of his face inconspicously enabling the scope over his left eye. I was looking out to make sure no one was onto us.

"One in the back probably in the employee exit, the main one in the front and one on the side" Deidara said.