Moon and Stars || OT7

A Celebration of Sorts (m)

July 2018

In the beginning of July their group chat, still named the Most Magical Collab, reads as following.

Moonhae: "Listen up bitches"

Jimin: "Bitches? o.o"

Jin: "Who are you calling bitches huh"

Moonhae: "Ok who cares. I have something important to tell you"

Jungkook: "You're..."

Yoongi: "Don't say it Kookie"

Jungkook: "...Pregnant!!!"

Yoongi: "*faceplam*"

Taehyung: "WAIT WHAT"

Moonhae: "Wtf Jungkook?"

Taehyung: "Is that why I'm feeling so emotional lately?? Because you're PREGNANT???? AND I FIND OUT FROM JUNGKOOK??????"

Moonhae: "Omg NO!! First of all, turn your mother f-ing caps off"

Taehyung: "sorry..."

Jimin: "Tae's about to be schooled y'all"

Taehyung: "Shut up Jymen"

Jimin: "-,-"

Moonhae: "Second of all, why would you be emotional if I'm the one who's pregnant??"

Taehyung: "Dads get emotional too you know :(((( WAIT BUT DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT???"

Moonhae: "Ok, now THIRD OF ALL, I'm not pregnant you idiot and Jungkook the asshole just made that up"

Jungkook: "Hey! ;("

Taehyung: "I'm going to go cry now"

Yoongi: "The fuck? Aren't you supposed to be relieved?"

Taehyung: "I am, but I'm just VERY EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW"

Moonhae: "Oh my god you're such a drama queen"

Hoseok: "Someone called me?"

Taehyung: "No. No one called you"

Hoseok: "Someone's salty"

Yoongi: "He's just mad cause he didn't get to be on Ddaeng when we released it last month"

Moonhae: "Ooh ddaeng is a bop"

Taehyung: "Yeah well they wouldn't let me rap on it :((("

Yoongi: "Cause you suck"

Taehyung: "I DO NOT"

Moonhae: "Omg stop I just wanna tell you guys my news can you just stop being idiots for two secondssssss"

Jungkook: "Fine, we're listening"

Moonhae: "After way too much build-up I wanted to tell you... I got the role!!!!!!!"

Namjoon: "..."

Jin: "What role?"

Moonhae: "You're kidding, right?"

Jungkook: "Wait what do you mean role?"

Moonhae: "I hate you guys"

Hoseok: "Omg YAAAAAAAY you got the role!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Moonhae: "I like that you're excited, but you still don't know what I'm talking about, do you?"

Taehyung: "How do you people not pay attention? It's the supporting role in the Japanese TV series that's a live action adaptation of this one anime"