A perfect pair (Kustard)

HA IT'S NOT WHO YOU THOUGH IT WAS!

*picture from YouTuber Tabbs
Red had accidentally bumped into Ink. "It's ok Red!" replied Ink.
       Red still looked considerably nervous. 'He probably would have had a panic attack if he bumped into a papyrus' thought Ink sadly.
           There was a small noise behind Ink, so he turned around to see Error not really socializing with anybody at the moment. Ink was slightly annoying by this, so Ink wanted to embarrass Error more. Ink walked up to Error and kissed him on the Cheek bone area thing that Sans's have.  Error started glitching a lot more than he usually does. Red chuckled. In Underfell nobody ever shows that they like anyone... in public space at least, unless you have a death wish. "INK ONE ERROR ZERO!"
       Despite what Ink had said Error didn't kiss him back....probably since he was still glitching more than normal. Ink realized this and apologized while trying to calm Error down. "WhY Do Y0u hAvE tO-O-O D-d-D oo That?"
        "Do what?" asked ink.
         "Be SO o O cU-UTe"
      Ink's whole face turned Rainbow as he was processing what Error just said. "NoW we Are tiEd"
      Ink was about to say something when Error spotted Red who was starring at them eating/drinking mustard. "WHo a A are yoU U u?" Error asked Red who was not expecting anyone to talk to him.
      "I'm a Sans but they are calling me Red" replied Red.
        "He's the Underfell Sans" said Ink, " Geno was never able to get the invitation to him with out inviting his brother"
         "WhY Do yoU ha a ave a a loT of BrOKen BONEs, a a and scratches ee everYwheRE?"
         Red was a bit startled by this question, but he answered it anyway. " W well my bo..b brother p punishes me s sometimes..."
        "WHAT? WHY?" Yelled a surprised Ink.
        "Wh..when I d do something w wrong, o or d don't listen t to him...sometimes e even I d don't know why."
        After hearing this Error quietly slipped away heading somewhere. Ink was enraged 'WHO WOULD DO THAT TO THEIR OWN BROTHER?!'  " Hey are you the Underfell guy?" Asked a voice behind.
        Red quickly turned around to see another Sans. This guy looked like Blueberry and Red mixed together, but he wasn't shorter than Red like how Bluberry was. " Oh...We probably should have introduced you two  to each other first since he is the original...Welp too late now.." Ink said slightly to himself.
      The Sans put out his hand, "Some people call me Classic"
       Red smirked, "I'm Red"
      They shook hands...they both got electric shocked. They both started to snicker which turned into a full Laugh. Ink giggled It was always funny seeing Classic laugh...and apparently Red also had a funny laugh.  They finally stopped laughing in order to breath.(SKELETONS BREATH? Eh...magic.) There was loud banging and crashing coming from the kitchen. Ink sighed and motioned them to follow him. They walked into the kitchen. Ink started cheering. Sans was waiting for the perfect moment to crack a pun. Red....well Red looked like he was about to have a heart attack. They saw....

CLIFFHANGER :D