Choni Oneshots

You're drunk Cheryl...

Toni and Cheryl go to a high school party. Blah blah blah its in the title

-DRUNK CHERYL!
-Soft Toni
-funny asf

No one's POV

The music blasted through the speakers as Toni and Cheryl grind on each other. Toni held onto Cheryl's waist as Cheryl rubbed her ass on her front.

She can't get the snicker from another man she knows what I did with the Twix, my ex-girlfriend can't stand her cause her new man hit her with the jolly rancher.

Jacquees "come thru" played through the speakers. Everyone got on the dance floor, dance on their significant other.

"Let's go get some more drinks!" Cheryl said over the loud music. Toni objected. "Babygirl, Your drunk enough."

"No! More drinks." Cheryl hiccup ever the music. Toni rolled her eyes.

"I think it's time we get you home, baby girl," Toni said, trying to pull Cheryl towards the exit. Surprisingly Cheryl complied.

"BETTY, IM LEAVING WITH TONI!!" Cheryl slurred at her cousin. Betty laughed softly as she stood near the front door.

"I'll see you tomorrow, Toni. Bye Cher." Betty waved. Cheryl waved, well she shook her whole arm instead of her hand.

"Your keys?" Toni asked. "You want my titties?" Cheryl asked.

Toni furrowed her eyebrows. "Cher! No! Give me your car keys! The keys to your car." Toni objected, pointing to the car.

"Ohhhh! I knew that." Cheryl laughed. Toni rolled her eyes.

Cheryl shoved the Keys in Toni's hand, falling into Toni's embrace.

"Hehe. You're very pretty! Don't tell my girlfriend I- *Hiccup* said that, or she'd kill me." Cheryl mumbled. Toni rolled her eyes.

"Cheryl. Baby, I am your girlfriend." Toni said, buckling Cheryl's seat belt. Cheryl started laughing out of nowhere scaring the shit out of Toni being that she was so close to Cheryl.

"Cher! You scared me." Toni scolded. Cheryl giggled, throwing her head back into the leather seat.

Toni laughed softly, going to the driver's side. Once she was in, she immediately drove away.

Cheryl turned up the radio. Ariana Grande's "Imagine." played softly through the car.

"LOVE HOW MY FACE FITS SO GOOD IN YOUR NECK! WHY CAN'T YOU IMAGINE A WORD LIKE THAT!?" Cheryl sang. Cheryl looked over at Toni as she sang the song.

Toni rolled her eyes, the song didn't even fit for the couple, Cheryl was just so drunk.

"can you imagine? Can you imagine?" Cheryl sang again, her eyes closed.

Toni chuckled. Thank God she didn't drink much, or she'd have to get Betty or someone to get them home.

Toni realized how quiet it was. She turned to her right, Cheryl was asleep.

"Damn, Blossom. How much did you drink?" Toni mumbled, pulling into the driveway.

Toni got out of the car, going over to Cheryl's side.

She opens the door. "Cher?" Toni whispers. Cheryl opens her eyes. "Boo!" she said. Toni jumped back, bumping her head on the top of the door seal.

"Fuck!" She hissed in pain. Cheryl giggles.

"Sorry, T.T." Cheryl says.

" it's fine. Let's go inside." Toni says, helping the redhead up.

Toni, somehow, got Cheryl upstairs to her bedroom.   "Ohh! Toni, I have six hands!" Cheryl yelled, examining at her hands. Toni rolls her eyes as she goes and gets one of her sweaters for Cheryl to change into.

Once she returns back, she sees Cheryl giggling at nothing.

"Cher. I'm gonna change your clothes." Toni warns. Cheryl just giggles.

"ugh." Toni huffed.

Toni pulled off Cheryl's shirt. Cheryl opens her eyes.

" You're very pretty. Are you single?" She asked. Toni smirked.

"Nope. I'm taken by a beautiful redhead. Who I so happen to be in love with." Toni said, pulling Cheryl's pants down her legs. Cheryl starts to cry.

"Why are you crying, Cher?" Toni inquired softly.

"Y-Your not single! How am I gonna have the hottest kids!?" Cheryl asked.

"Babygirl... No! I'm not single because you're my girlfriend, remember?" Toni said, pulling the sweater over Cheryl's head.

Cheryl stops crying, looking at Toni through her tears. "I am?" She asked above a whisper. Then the realization hit her. "I am!"  She said cheerfully. Toni chuckled with a small smile, walking away, to go change herself.

She entered the room again to see that Cheryl had thrown the sweater off. "Cher! Why would you do that?" Toni asked.

"Make love to me, T.T!" Cheryl whispered-yelled.

"Cheryl, You're drunk. I'd never-" Toni was cut off by Cheryl's cries.

"Hey. Hey, now. How about tomorrow? When your hangover is gone and you're sober. I promise I'll make love to you, okay?" Toni proposed. Cheryl stopped crying for the 2nd time that night, nodding her head.

Toni put the sweater back on her, laying down beside her.

Cheryl cuddled into her, sighing against her neck.

" Let's go to sleep. It's almost 2 AM." Toni said, checking the time on the alarm clock, that sat on her nightstand.

"Can fish fly?" Cheryl asked randomly. Toni huffed, she knew this was gonna be a long night.