new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

9. mattia is "bitches"

18/3 11:41am
jersey bois

slomo king:
@big boi @cutest wasian tf is up with your snaps are you on a date or some shit

big boi:
i wish 🥺🥺

cutest wasian:
wth am i not good enough for u? worst date ever 😤 fine then go leave for ur other lover

edgar graduate:
i dont think thats what he meant

edgar allen HOE:
kairi ilysm but bb

cutest wasian:
what??

big boi:
see ale i TOLD YOU its hard af

edgar graduate:
okay okay i see your point

hey wait why are yall texting on a date? go enjoy each others company you dumb mf

big boi:
😤 periodt

cutest wasian:
you got out your phone first 👀 expecting a text from someone were you?

big boi:
uhh from ale maybe

cutest wasian:
oh shit yeah ale how'd your test go?

robo the hobo:
what test? he's been texting us the entire day

cutest wasian:
nah he had one in third or maybe fourth so he couldnt come with :((

slomo king:
OH I see...

edgar allen HOE:
🤡

edgar graduate:
damn right alvaro u tell robbie

robo the hobo:
im sowwy i'll ask if you had secret plans next time

edgar graduate:
you better

cutest wasian:
im literally so confused

edgar graduate:
what did i JUST say about phones on dates? @big boi smh are you that boring

edgar allen HOE:
can't believe our baby is dating a stupid mf

big boi:
MY baby**

robo the hobo:
damn son, these bitches want sum

edgar allen HOE:
hey freddie can i um

big boi:
no bitch you fucking dUMB

cutest wasian:
wtf are yall on

slomo king:
I'll give you a hint: Mattia is "bitches"

cutest wasian:
ikkk he won't tell me who he likes tho 🥺

robo the hobo:
🤡

edgar allen HOE:
🤡

edgar graduate:
🤡

slomo king:
🤡

big boi:
stfu and leave us alone we're gonna go get lunch

edgar graduate:
you better pay 🔫

big boi:
duh

edgar allen HOE:
mattia is the sugar daddy we all want 🥺

slomo king:
But only Kairi has 😔✊

robo the hobo:
that could be us but u playing

edgar allen HOE:
sad threeway?

slomo king:
Ofc

edgar graduate:
damn lemme join - thirdwheeling is hard work

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a/n thank you for 200 reads🥺

alsO kairi and mattia really be out there kissing each other- (they talked about it on their live or smth - i saw a vid)