new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

23. 👀

2/4 6:09pm
nj trio 💦

#2 kai kisser:
ayo party tomorrow night at patricks, who's down?

CEO of kissing the boys:
ofc lets gooooo 🎉🎉🎉 his house is huge as FUCKKK

kais boyyyyfriend:
guess we're all going then

#2 kai kisser:
apparently a lot of ppl are gonna be there so 👀 time to get sum

kais boyyyyfriend:
ha you WISH

#2 kai kisser:
whatever. point is, its gonna be wild af

byo, but patrick says hes gonna be providing some as well

CEO of kissing the boys:
aight bet

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jersey bois

edgar allen HOE:
can't wait till next week bruh

#2 kai kisser:
yesss cant believe youre all flying out

it feels like its been forever

slomo king:
Lowkey has though

I'm already PACKED

CEO of kissing the boys:
i still dont know why you all have to crash at mine tho

like dont get me wrong ily but @ robert ale and mattia... you have your own damn homes!!

edgar allen HOE:
well we all know why mattia's staying

slomo king:
Don't give them ideas because if I have to see that shit I WILL throttle you

robo the hobo:
premarital hugging? no way. ale and i will protect kairi's innocence

CEO of kissing the boys:
question

is premarital eye contact allowed

#2 kai kisser:
ABSOLUTELY NOT

robo the hobo:
WHO RAISED YOU? A STRIPPER?!

#2 kai kisser:
there will be NO premarital standing-in-the-same-room in THIS catholic household

CEO of kissing the boys:
ogeyy mum

kais boyyyyfriend:
last i checked it wasnt your house tho 🤔

robo the hobo:
stay away pervert

edgar allen HOE:
we should vote him out of the house

slomo king:
I'm in

#2 kai kisser:
he has my vote!

robo the hobo:
bye bye pervert

CEO of kissing the boys:
chill with the big brother set up

edgar allen HOE:
great idea! we should pretend we're on big brother the whole week

robo the hobo:
at least we're all safe the first round - apart from mattia

kais boyyyyfriend:
i will literally beat your asses

slomo king:
Ogey coward

kais boyyyyfriend:
stop calling me thattt

ive made all the moves! can i pls stop being Coward™️

robo the hobo:
I THINK THE FUCK NOT

IM STILL WAITING FOR MY BIG BRAIN MOMENT

SO STOP BEING A COWARD AND LET ME HAVE IT

#2 kai kisser:
he has a point im just saying

"all the moves" are you sure about that. Are You Sure About That.

edgar allen HOE:
kairi do be silent doe

hes WAITING mattia like damn

slomo king:
👀 He's ghosting the chat

CEO of kissing the boys:
maybe so 👀

kais boyyyyfriend:
👀

CEO of kissing the boys:
👀

robo the hobo:
pls someone kill me now. kill me. kill me because neither of them are EVER gonna make a move and imma sit here like an idiot for eternity but at least i'll have my $10 from our stupid betting pool

edgar allen HOE:
dont call the betting pool stupid! imma get my moneyyy

slomo king:
I had way too much faith and now I've lost my five bucks forever

It truly is a sad day

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a/n short one bc i have 3 online lessons to catch up on and also an assignment rip

also im working mon-fri since my job found out schools been cancelled :(