new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

27. everyone's favourite

4/4 11:30am
jersey bois

edgar allen HOE:
FOUR DAYS

kais boyyyyfriend:
FOUR DAYS

slomo king:
FOUR DAYS TILL WE VOTE MATTIA OUT OF THE HOUSE

kais boyyyyfriend:
four days for me to sabotage one of you and become the favourite

robo the hobo:
unlikely when you're not even kairi's favourite

#2 kai kisser:
👀💀

kais boyyyyfriend:
stfu 🔫🐸

CEO of kissing the boys:
i dont have favourites

edgar allen HOE:
🧢

#2 kai kisser:
you literally DITCHED us for Gorgeous George™️ and Pretty Alyssa™️

CEO of kissing the boys:
bc i made plans beforehanddd

not my fault :((

#2 kai kisser:
fine then hang out with us today

CEO of kissing the boys:
my mums making me watch over maiya while she's out

#2 kai kisser:
how longgg

CEO of kissing the boys:
idk i think shes visiting people so it could be a while

slomo king:
I'm sorry Ale but unfortunately you're not Gorgeous George™️ or Pretty Alyssa™️ so Kai can't hang out with you ever

robo the hobo:
f in the chat boys

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5/4 2:00pm
jersey bois

robo the hobo:
CAN I GET A THREE MORE DAYS?

edgar allen HOE:
THREE MORE DAYS

slomo king:
THREE MORE DAYS

kais boyyyyfriend:
THREE MORE DAYS

#2 kai kisser:
THREE MORE DAYS

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6/4 4:00pm
jersey bois

edgar allen HOE:
@CEO of kissing the boys get ready kairi bc two more DAYS

CEO of kissing the boys:
ahh so soon 💀 two more days lads

slomo king:
We already had our daily countdown you're a little late

CEO of kissing the boys:
i woke up like half an hour ago rip

but im excited to see you two

robo the hobo:
can't believe we're gonna be living with Mama Cosentino all week

kais boyyyyfriend:
n im her favourite so i'll get her to kick your ugly ass out

edgar allen HOE:
you're only her favourite bc im not there 😤

kais boyyyyfriend:
🧢

#2 kai kisser:
we all know that IM the favourite

kais boyyyyfriend:
i think the fuck not

#2 kai kisser:
stfu and let me have this

youre maiya's favourite, you don't need to be everyones favourite

kais boyyyyfriend:
jeez sorry that all the cosentinos love me

slomo king:
🧢

robo the hobo:
🧢

#2 kai kisser:
🧢

edgar allen HOE:
🧢

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7/4 5:00pm
jersey bois

slomo king:
👀

edgar allen HOE:
👀

kais boyyyyfriend:
👀

what time do ur flights get in

edgar allen HOE:
9am 👀👀👀 can't wait to be back

#2 kai kisser:
this week is gonna be 🔥

mattia and i will pick u up okay

robo the hobo:
n i'll be at kairi's by 10

slomo king:
We can punch ratface for not asking out Kairi ty Ale

#2 kai kisser:
yw

kais boyyyyfriend:
you guys just don't understand romance

robo the hobo:
we know enough to understand that a key step to dating someone is asking them out

kais boyyyyfriend:
fake news

slomo king:
Ogey rat

@CEO of kissing the boys See you soon

CEO of kissing the boys:
mmm cant wait !

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a/n a lil short but i'll try to make the next one longer.