new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

22. big brain time?

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jersey bois

robo the hobo:
can i be smart now? can i officially be big brain?? PLEASE?!

edgar graduate:
@kais boyyyyfriend @CEO of kissing the boys pls let rob be big brain

#2 kai kisser:
if youre asking if theyre dating i regret to inform you that nope still not big brain

robo the hobo:
FUCK

I SWEAR TO GOD

ONLY WHEN THE TWO OF THEM GO "he's dead to me" WILL THEY ACTUALLY BE DATING

BUT WILL I BE BIG BRAIN THEN?

NO

I WILL BE LITTLE BRAIN

BECAUSE I WILL REASONABLY ASSUME THAT THEY'RE NOT DATING

edgar allen HOE:
i feel you 😔✊

@kais boyyyyfriend hurry up and date him please

kais boyyyyfriend:
can yall shush? im on a date

edgar allen HOE:
WITH KAIRI????

robo the hobo:
b...big brain time?

#2 kai kisser:
i wouldnt get your hopes up theyve had like three "dates"

slomo king:
Mattia's the actual definition of simp. I'm just saying - google the definition and it's a photo of Mattia, probably taken directly from his Instagram with a caption like "with my bby" and a comment from Kairi saying "who?"

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mattiapolibio can someone tell me why he's so cute

roshaun_diah Is this the photo urban dictionary's going to use?

kairicosentino says you 🥰❤️
mattiapolibio yes says me ❤️
mairi_katt1a HELLO????

robertgeorges IS IT BIG BRAIN TIME YET
alejandrosario bruh i feel you

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kairi added to his snap story!

It's a photo of Mattia mid-laugh, seemingly unaware of the camera. We can make out a small pizza on the table between the two, half-eaten. The text spanning the image simply reads "first date vibez"

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jersey bois

slomo king:
Kairi actually used the d-word!

edgar allen HOE:
dick?

#2 kai kisser:
dildo?

robo the hobo:
date?