new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

37. straightale

jersey bois ✊

CEO of kissing the boys:
we LOVE only having one class with a friend bc ur bf got suspended 😍😍

really loving the hostile atmosphere ! the flavour! the subtle hints of homophobia! 🥵🥵🥵

kais boyyyyfriend:
alvaro u were right i shouldve hired those bodyguards ffs baby whos being a little bitch now?

CEO of kissing the boys:
mattia ily but i swear its fine no need to renew ur suspension over it

edgar allen HOE:
yeah obviously wink wink nudge nudge sure would be a shame if you dropped the names tho haha jk jk unless

slomo king:
Too late Kai, Mattia's on his way to beat up some hoes

kais boyyyyfriend:
i gotta do what i gotta do

but seriously bubba you good?

CEO of kissing the boys:
yea no ones going to do anything bc of what happened to ethan

#2 kai kisser:
you shouldve seen the PSA they had at assembly

CEO of kissing the boys:
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

"pls do not bully the home of sexuals bc we are equals. the end"

wow so progressive 😍😍 truly stopped homophobes in their tracks ✨✨✨

#2 kai kisser:
OKAY BUT ALSO

WHEN THEY HAD THAT WHOLE THING ABOUT DEFENDING URSELF

CEO of kissing the boys:
jfkskfdkdj "if someone hits you, get a teacher straight away. dont retaliate or ur also a bully and will be suspended"

robo the hobo:
what kind of FUCKERY is this

edgar allen HOE:
THATS BS MAN

slomo king:
"Dude stop hitting me I gotta tell a teacher real quick. That cool with you?"

kais boyyyyfriend:
kai im sorry but the principal is gonna get shanked just letting u know

CEO of kissing the boys:
okay be safe baby remember he cant hit you back bc then hes a bully so ur all goods 😘

kais boyyyyfriend:
thanks bubs love you 😘

robo the hobo:
ogey we're really gonna let them use petnames like that?

edgar allen HOE:
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

kais boyyyyfriend:
yall didnt say SHIT before we got together stfu let us have this

#2 kai kisser:
thats bc we wanted u two to realise that MAYBE you liked each other fucking idiots i stg

my names kairi and i love it when my platonic man best friend homie bro calls me baby no homo tho 😫😫

edgar allen HOE:
im horny-for-my-baby-kairi polibio and i LOVE calling my bro-friend-dude-man-pal-straight-king baby and i get platonically jealous (as a friend. no homo. im not gay)

kais boyyyyfriend:
you guys are MAD annoying stfu go back to class you fucking losers

CEO of kissing the boys:
but did they lie.

robo the hobo:
AM I WRONG? YOU'RE GONNA SIT HERE AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?!

slomo king:
Interesting how the two sus people critique the ones that actually came out