new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

17. chickenshit

a/n been sitting at #74 and i suddenly jumped up, tysmmm

30/3 12:45am
jersey bois

edgar allen HOE:
why do mattia and kai have the best relationship when they arent even dating

@ god wtf gimme some

robo the hobo:
wait.

they're not dating?

BUT THEY CALL EACH BF

AND THE POSTS-

#2 kai kisser:
they're always doing shit like that how aren't you used to it yet

robo the hobo:
i thought i finally could redeem myself. i thought i was in the Know. I Thought I Was Big Brain

edgar allen HOE:
you may be big dumb but at least you aren't an s-i-m-p

kais boyyyyfriend:
stfu im not a fucking simp

slomo king:
Simp check?

edgar allen HOE:
1. paying for the date but its not even a date

#2 kai kisser:
2. listening to them joke about kissing other people

slomo king:
3. Named "Mattia"

CEO of kissing the boys:
sometimes youre a simp, thats alright, thats okay, you might think that youre in love when youre really just in pain

kais boyyyyfriend:
kAIRI DONT DO ME LIKE THIS

CEO of kissing the boys:
who are you simping for idiot

why be a simp when you can accidentally kiss the boys 🥺👉👈

robo the hobo:
🤡

kais boyyyyfriend:
ok be there soon

edgar allen HOE:
DO IT YOU WONT

slomo king:
This shit about to be embarrassing

#2 kai kisser:
he do be a coward tho

kais boyyyyfriend:
{image: mattia in his car}

robo the hobo:
when he goes out to his car just to take a photo: 🤡

edgar allen HOE:
IMAGINE SPRINTING TO YOUR CAR JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO

slomo king:
Couldn't be me

#2 kai kisser:
mattia dont get my hopes up like this

me to me: hes a coward he wont

also me: but what if my prayers will be answered-

robo the hobo:
🤡

edgar allen HOE:
he's silent because he knows he's already back in his own got damn bed

kais boyyyyfriend:
{image: a red light and an intersection is visible through the windscreen}

slomo king:
He really googled that huh 😔✊

robo the hobo:
lmao @CEO of kissing the boys tell mattia he can stop pretending