Dallastexas 👁👄👁: bruh i didn't even do anythin' all i did was slap a kid.
Y/n: DALLY! Why??! You can't just SLAP a child!!
Dallastexas 👁👄👁: he was playin' on my lawn!
Y/n: jesus. You sound like a grumpy old man neighbor guy who gets triggered everytime a stupid football goes into his yard. Only THEY PROBABLY DONT SLAP THE KIDS!! Gosh!
Dallastexas 👁👄👁: ....
Dallastexas 👁👄👁: so you comin'?
We love how this picture of him is the scene where he dies.
*nervous laughter*
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