𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 + 𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 ✔︎︎

𝚃𝚆𝙾 𝙱𝙸𝚃 - 𝚀𝚄𝙰𝚁𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝙽

•• Two Bit during COVID-19 Quarantine ••

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⁀➷ Does nothing but get drunk anyways

⁀➷ but all the bars and alcohol shops are closed, so he has to mAkE hIs oWn 🤡 ( can you even make your own alcohol? Idk. Sskksks )

⁀➷ Two: "uhHhh tHiS bEer doEsn't tAStE rigHt"

⁀➷ Dally:  "iDiOT, you put too much of all the ingredients in!"

⁀➷ Two: "well i figured the more ingredients in it, the stronger it'll be 🤷🏻‍♂️

⁀➷ Darry: *facepalm*

⁀➷ Steve: *facepalm*

⁀➷ Dally: *hUGe facepalm*

⁀➷ Johnny: *facepalm*

⁀➷ evEn pOnY faCepALmS anD hE doEsn'T eveN drinK ALcoHoL

⁀➷ Two is always bored. Constantly. NO maTTer wHAT.

⁀➷ calls Darry, Pony, Soda, Johnny, Steve and Dally approximately 834948382948 times a day to tell then aweful jokes.

⁀➷ Darry's phone (two bit calling) Darry: "hello? Who is this?"

⁀➷ Two bit: "what did one plate say to the other plate?"

⁀➷ Darry: *sighs* "what"

⁀➷ Two bit: "dinner is on me! AHAAH—"

⁀➷ Darry: *hangs up phone, throwing it on the ground like he does with Pony— wait what?*

⁀➷ Two bit: "pfft. Whatever. ThEy juSt wiSh tHey haD kOoL joKes LikE mE!"

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