The Titans In Quarantine

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wanted to make something timely, yet funny for you all. Not really a story, just bullet points of how they would act.

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Robin

-"It's ok guys, I have a protocol. Don't panic."

-PANICS

-refreshes the news for updates about 100 times a day

-acts tough and business like, yet crawls into starfire's room for cuddles cause he's scared

-PANIC BUYS: tranquilizer guns.

-Instead of battling slade in person, they have scheduled zoom meetings every other day to pretend fight through the camera. (Slade's idea, of course)

-is very productive cause hey might as well do some paperwork if it's the end of the world


Raven

-staying inside? quiet? nothing to do but read? THIS IS HEAVEN

-...until about 3 days later when the only thing left to eat is Starfire's cooking

-The situation is pretty hard on her, as she's an empath and absorbing the city's collective fear all the time

-PANIC BUYS: spellbooks

-Is absolutely 10 seconds away from strangling beastboy

-ends up dating beastboy by the end anyway


Starfire

-Can she get it? is she immune? who knows.

-Why people are sick is a mystery to her as eating bats, among other things,is pretty common on Tamaran

-If anyone is racist to Asians or bullies them because of the virus Star shoots lasers at their backs (she knows what it's like)

-PANIC BUYS: Mustard

-Takes turns soothing every member of the team, especially her anxiety dominated birdboy

-Beastboy said she should propose to Robin because everyone's gonna be six feet under soon. she actually does and he says yes.


Beastboy

-Is completely fine and unworried until his favorite cereal is out of stock. Then he knows it's serious.

-A BIG extrovert so he wanders around and is like HIGUYSWHAT'SHAPPENINGWHOWANTSTOPLAYMEGAMONKEYSFOUR

-8 million times a day.

PANIC BUYS: Tofu

-tries and fails to take up new skills to keep himself entertained

-when everything else falls apart, he goes to raven's room and meditates with her 


Cyborg

-WHADDYA MEAN I CAN'T GO TO RACE MY CARRRR

-Is extra careful, cause the last time he caught a virus he munched on a stop sign

-Takes up any excuse to go grocery shopping (his baby must be driven)

-PANIC BUYS: batteries

-He quits the team and then rejoins at least 3 more times, mostly because Robin's driving him insane

-Probably is smart enough to create a vaccine for it, but would prefer to wash the t-car instead


Slade: puts cameras in the titans tower, grabs some popcorn and watches them go crazy. Who knows, this quarantine might be fun after all.


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Which Titan are you most like in quarantine? Let me know in the comments. 





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