pAroDy sToRiEs fiLled wIth nOnsEnse

A Murderous Disaster

So Logan and Sunny were going on their fist date as couple. They went to this really fancy restaurant where no one goes to. It seemed nice and it had a couple of 5 star reviews. 

When they entered, there were multiple waiters to greet them, making a hallway formation thingy. There was a huge chandelier on the ceiling. The tables and chairs were made out of GOLD. LITERAL. GOLD.

When Logan and Sunny sat down, they were handed a menu. Surprisingly, the food wasn't as expensive compared to the architecture. Their grilled whole cow was only one dollar. ONE FREAKIN DOLLAR FOR A WHOLE GRILLED COW ON A PLATTER! How amazing was that! 

"Hello! What would your order be? My name is Neko and I'm the co-owner of this place!"

"Co-owner? Wow!" exclaimed Sunny.

"Yes! Anyways-" 

The lights all shut off. It was completely dark and no one could see a thing. After five minutes, the light was on. There really was a whole grilled cow on a platter. Wait... Something, or should I say someone was missing!

"LOGAN NOOOOO WHERE ARE YOU?" Sunny screamed in shock. Her Logan was gone from her sight! Maybe he went to the bathroom, Sunny thought. After waiting thirty freakin minutes, she decided to go check the men's bathroom. 

...

There was no one.. Sunny wailed in shock and sadness! The waiters and waitresses were all gone! There was no one to get help from. And so, she searched every single nook and cranny of the HUGE restaurant. Second floor? Nope. Kitchen? Nope. SECRET DOOR SOMEWHERE? NO! There wasn't even any secret door! He wasn't outside either. 

Sunny walked back inside. She saw something right under the table when she checked. There was a secret trap door. Why didn't she check here first? 

She crawled inside the trap door, only to find Logan, tied up in a chair.

"Logan! Are you okay?" She ran towards him to just be blocked by the co-owner. Out from the shadows came a blonde haired girl, laughing maniacally. 

"Hello, Sunny!" cackled the blonde haired girl. "I'm Yui, remember me? I'm that girl you hated in high school." 

Sunny trembled in fear. She regretted all those days with her squad. 

"I'm not like that anymore! Let him go!" Sunny screamed.

"Now I have a choice for you to make." Yui was holding a knife to Sunny's neck and Neko was holding Logan at gun point. 

"I will kill Logan, but you will be free, or I kill you... And he will be freed." Yui whispered. She let out an evil laugh after that.

"Just kill me!" exclaimed Sunny. 

"Okay." Yui approved.

And now Sunny was dead

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XDDDDDDD THIS ISNT THAT FUNNY