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Chad's Diary PART FOUR

*Yeah. Don't be offended with your role it's just to fill up spots FAM members reading this

I had a dream last night with You-Know-Who and Rat. I woke up to my scar hurting badly. Echi had been cleared of all charges now, and it's amazing. I might have a REAL home soon. 

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Mr HELLSPAWN is now on a diet, and I just have to follow it as well. Look, I'm already thin and STARVED from you all, and you're FORCING me to go on a stupid diet. Hell no. But what's great is that IM GOING WITH LOGAN'S FAMILY TO WATCH QUIDDITCH. 

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So they took me in via Floo Powder. Neko gave my annoying cousin this candy that makes your tongue grow longer and it's amazing. Mrs Emi wasn't too proud, however. Vailla works at the Ministry of Magic now and she works a lot. The two other Weezlys, Mayhem and Charlie are back home now, and they're cool.

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So last year, I was beat by Hufflepuff in Quidditch, and their seeker was Bokuto. Her father is an annoying dude, who kept bragging about Bokuto winning that match because I FELL. So we were brought into that spot with the Portkey thing.

OUR TENTS WERE HUGE. Outside they looked quite small, but inside? Holy crap, it was huge. There was so many awesome stuff in the campsite and this girl, Rikuu, was the seeker of the Bulgarian team, despite not being Bulgarian-

The match was quite interesting. Ireland did not get the snitch but they won! Rikuu is an excellent seeker by the way-

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So now my wand has been stolen by a house-elf of a Ministry of Magic employee and was used to conjure up the Dark Mark, which is the symbol of Allen, the spell only known by Death Eaters. Yui was there, without her parents.

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And I'm at the Hogwarts Express now. Yui bullied us with Vivi, as usual. And there seems to be an important Hogwarts Event this year.

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Yes. I was right. The Triwizard Tournament. We had a new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Noah. Sunny hates the idea of house elves and calls it "slavery". 

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Two days ago, something so wonderful and amazing happened. Yui was turned into a ferret by Professor Noah and was shaken up and down. Professor Adalynn did not approve however, which is quite miserable.

But that was TWO DAYS AGO. Today we learned about the Unforgivable Curses. So apparently I survived A KILLING CURSE. THAT IS AMAZING. Sunny made a campaign against "hOusE ElF sLAVErY" but that's basically what house-elves are supposed to do. She has way too big of a heart and a brain. No wonder Logan likes her. Wait what? Ignore that please.

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Professor Noah literally put the Imperius Curse on us and IT WAS COOL. WHY IS IT ILLEGAL? I fought it and nearly damaged my kneecaps. My poor kneecaps. 

We would also compete with Beauxbatons and Durmstrang in the Triwizard Tournament, AND GUESS WHO GOES TO DURMSTRANG? THE SEEKER OF THE BULGARIAN TEAM, RIKUU. However, their Headmaster looks fishy. Extremely fishy. The Beauxbatons students are almost all female, with the exclusion of that few lot of males. 

So the some of the sixth and all the seventh years are allowed to put heir name into the Goblet of Fire. Neko and Yama both wanted to via Aging Potion but failed miserably. 

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You won't guess what happens next. The Goblet was choosing chapions, and this girl named Tea was chosen for Beauxbatons, Rikuu for Durmstrang and Bokuto for Hogwarts. BUT THE GOBLET OF FIRE DID SOMETHING AND CHOSE ME AS WELL. I NEVER ENTERED MY NAME, IT WAS JUST THERE.