pAroDy sToRiEs fiLled wIth nOnsEnse

Totally Not A Shrek Rip-Off

It doesn't even have the plot lolololol

Once upon a time there was a swamp person named Logan who extremely nasty. He uses skunk spray as perfume like eW. He was abandoned by his parents at seven. So one day he was peacefully living by the swamp when random people somewhat came here.

"oH mAh gAhd, wE'Ve bEeN bAnISheD FROm lORd HasHim's KingDom."

"What an ugly dood, it's not like we overshadowed him haHAHAhHA-"

Logan was annoyed. "GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP PEASANTS!"

The random people argued with Logan.

"WE'VE BEEN BANISHED BY LORD HASHIM!" said the female brunette with a long nose.

"Shut up avid liar!" yelled the blonde one with a wand.

"Go tell Lord Hashim to freak off before we go." grunted the monitor girl. 

So Logan went on his journey to find Lord Hashim. On his way he saw a dOnKeH being captured by guards. Logan saved the donkey named cHaD-

"Oi swamp dude, can I join you on your journey?" asked the donkey named Chad.

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"yESSsSSS"

"FINE!" yelled Logan. And so they went on their journey together. They had a lot of conversations, played games, and even got lost. After one day, they finally arrived at Lord Hashim's palace. They were about to do some weird draw.

"Oi who are you?"

"I'm Logan, the swamp person."

"Get out of here!"

"I would like you to unbanish the people in my swamp."

"Well you should rescue the bEaUtIFul princess Sunny first."

Logan was confused. Who could this bOoTiFUl princess be? He politely accepted and went on his trip with the donkey named Chad. There were many obstacles and such, so yeaaaaaaaaaaa... They had to get past a hanging bridge with lava, to which Chad nearly fell in. Now Chad was left alone with the dragon. Then the dragon started talking to Chad.

"AYYYYYYYYYYY DONKEHHHHHHHHH IMMA EAT CHU ALIVEEEEEEEEEE"

"Who the frickety frack are you?"

"IMMMMM GUCCCIIIIIIIIIIIII, YOUUUUUUUUUUU GOOOOOO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Now they started chasing each other for hours, til Chad said.

"Not gonna lie you have a pretty voice."

The dragon gasp and stopped chasing him and let him go. Now focus on Logan tryna climb up the tower to rescue Sunny. 

"I know it's todayyyyyy."

"Oi"

"OH MY GOD A SAVIOR! You sTAnK thoooooooooo."

Logan was aLLuReD by Princess Sunny's beauty, now they went down together and ran from the dragon. 

"Now kiss meh boi, I've been waiting years for that moment."

"Well you can kiss Lord Hashim."

"Lord Hashim? Ooh sounds rich I must steal all his food."

And now Logan, Sunny and the donkey named Chad all walked back to Lord Hashim. After days and a hecc lotta whoopsies, they arrived t the palace.

"OH MY GOD MY PRINCESS" Lord Hashim yelled in excitement.

After a few hours the ceremony begun.

"Will you teeny Lord Hashim, take Princess Sunny as your wife"

"Well duhhhh"

"And will you Princess Sunny-"

"HELL NAHHHH THIS DOOD TINYYYYYYYYY- IMMA MARRY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND RESCUER- LOGAN!"

And so the ceremony was cancelled and Logan became king. Everyone banished was unbanished. THE END WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO