pAroDy sToRiEs fiLled wIth nOnsEnse

Meet The Plastics

It was a normal lunch time, and everyone was seated and eating. Meanwhile in the corner, sat a curious new girl named Susan, staring at the infamous school trio.

"Woah! Who's in that table over there?"

"DON'T LOOK AT THEM JUST DON'T!" whisper-yelled Alex, one her her only friends so far. "We call those three the Plastics. They're shiny, fake and and hard." he sang.

"They play their little mind games all around the schoolyard!" joined Emi, another one of Susan's only friends.

"They might insult you clothing, or make fun of your name!"

"Like they mocked Miss Jen Morecock til she burst into flames."

"And Miss Morecock was a teacher." Alex informed Susan.

"Yui George is the queen bee. She's always dressed up, she always wins Spring Fling Queen. We're just drones who work for her, then die." Emi whispered.

Then suddenly, one of the girls stood up on their table alongside an army of simps.

"My name is Yui George." she sang with her hands on her hips and intensely staring at the crowd of simps beneath her.

"And I am a massive deaaaal... Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me... And these.." She pointed at her designer clothing (not gonna make it like the original). "These are real."

Yui was then carried down by two of the simps.

"I got money and looks." She sang while strutting down the cafeteria like a queen. "And I am like, drunk with power."

"This whole school, humps my leg.. Like a chihuahua." A bunch of her simp army surrounded her and carried once again.

"I'm the prettiest poison you'll ever meet, I never weight more than.." She tilted her head to the side. "One-fourteen"

She was carried back to the table.

"My name is Regina George, and I am a massive deal.. I don't care who you are. I don't care how you feel.." She then put her hands on her hips and her expression looked like the one when she first started singing.

"That's Ramune Wieners. She knows everything about everybody. That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets." Emi pointed at a girl who held a phone in her hand, while sitting on the table Yui was standing on.

She stood up and then did chOREogRapHy. 

"Yes Yui! No Yui! Every waking hour I spend making sure Yui George can stay in power!"

Ramune then stood on one of the cafeteria seats near the table Yui was standing on.

"If Yui is the sun, I am a disco ball, cause I'm just as bright and fun, if you have alcohol!" Ramune then struck a pose and winked.

"I worm you secrets out of you and feed them to my master..!" She sang while going behind Yui and did some hand motions. After that she jumped to the floor.

"Then I watch Yui make your life a big disaster!" 

"Disaster!" Alex sang along.

"Yui is the queen and I'm the head of worker bees and I am seated at her right hand like a Jewish princess Jesus!" She stood beside the table with her arms held together as if she was praying.

"That's Vivi Smith, the dumbest person you will ever meet." Emi pointed at the one with a weird smile plastered on her face, sitting down.

"I once saw her put a 'D' in the word 'orange'." Alex informed. 

Vivi got up and started sing, without choreography. Just standing up with that weird smile.

"My name is Vivi, my hair is shiny, my teeth are perfect, my skirt is tiny. It barely covers (ah screw it censored)."

Vivi then held both her arms out.

"My name is Vivi, I may not be smaaaart." 

Silence.

"That's it."

The trio all sat down on their seats while Susan approached them.

"Hey you." Yui pointed at Susan.

"Right... So we never really do this but would you like to have lunch with us this week?" She asked.

"Oh, it's okay I-"

"No need for you to thank us! There's no need for you to even speak."

"You're new and you don't know things. You need good friends who can tell you what to think." Ramune interrupted. "See you here same time tomorrow!"

"On Wednesdays we wear pink!" Vivi instructed.

"On Wednesdays we wear pink!" They all sang together.

Now was the confusing part. They were all singing different things at the same time. So let's skip that.

"Wear something nice and grab a tray." They all sang together in sync. "Cause we don't do this everyday. Say here's where you belong! Say here's where you belong!"

"No really, say it." Yui commanded.

"Say here's where you belong!" The trio sang.

Susan sang along singing "Here's where I belong!"

"Come sit with us tomorrow. It'll be fetch!" Ramune winked.

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haha can't wait to torture myself writing Someone Gets Hurt. Also I don't own Mean Girls the Musical so yeaaaa.