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Part Five in Chad's Diary-

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Ah yes. Another normal day with the Durzlys. Or was it normal? D00dley aka Mr. Hellspawn tormented me by my nightmares when I whispered, "Don't kill Bokuto." HE JUST HAD TO ASK IF SHE WAS MY GF. IT SUCKS TO BE ME. But out of the blue, a dementor came out of nowhere. It was sucking out D00dley's soul. I defended him against it, although I rather wouldn't, but I did! 

Also this person who used to babysit me was a SQUIB. It was kinda weird y'know. And you know what? I am now going to WIZARD COURT because I defended the person I hate the most, besides Yui. My annoying aunt also apparently knew about dementors, which was EXTREMELY odd, and they're actually listening to me about what happened. This is odd.

But you know what was amazing? A Howler from someone mysterious was sent to my aunt. The sight was amazing, I swear.

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Ah yes, I'm all alone, locked in my room. It's so peaceful. Shoot. Someone's there, please, my last words will be written here. 

To Logan: Bye pal.

To Sunny: You were a great friend.

To Susan: I li 

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Okay I'm not dead. I'm at this place right now and wow there is A LOT of people. Logan and Sunny were in here as well, and I met many new people. I saw Tempest and Noah again, and this new girl named Hinata (A/N Bare with the Haikyuu names if you're a stranger reading this, this is what the members are called). She was a Metamorphangus and that's really amazing. We flew away to this place, and yeah. 

I raged badly a while ago and it wasn't good. Neko and Yama both can do magic freely now, and they've invented a lot of stuff. Vailla has been away from their family now. I've seen Echi again, by the way. So many meetings with me and it's annoying. Echi and Mrs. Emi fought about me apparently I guess. Meh, I don't know, don't care. 

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Ah yes. Echi was related to Yui. What the f-

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WIZARD COURT TIME. I knew it, our Minister did suck so badly. There weren't even any lawyers! Besides Professor Kirby of course, who is so damn nice to everyone.  This girl IN PINK WAS EVIL. MEXOVIC WAS HER NAME. SHE IS EVIL. THEY ALL ARE EVIL. But I was cleared of all charges.

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Ah yes, Hogwarts train again. I'm sitting with Hashim, Susan and this girl I've never met named Ramune. I forgot to mention that Logan and Sunny are Gryffindor prefects now. In Slytherin, Yui and Vivi were prefects, which was weird considering that it was usually a boy and a girl. In Hufflepuff, the prefects were also a girl and a girl, Lucario and Ayumi. And for Ravenclaw they had Athena and some dude we don't know about.

I swear to God Ramune is insane. She has this odd magazine where u h- Accused Echi of being a wizard singer? 

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OH GOD MEXOVIC IS OUR TEACHER NOW THIS ISN'T GOOD AT ALL. GET AWAY NOOO PLEASE WHY.  

Also I can now see what is pulling the cart to Hogwarts, thestrals, you can only see them when you see someone die.

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No one likes Professor Mexovic. NO ONE. I even heard Yui and Vivi talking in the corner about how oddly annoying she was. That is something I can agree with that comes out of their mouth. EVEN PROFESSOR ACCELED WAS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THIS NEW ONE. SHE ACCUSED ME OF LYING ABOUT ALLEN BEING BACK. AND I'M GETTING DETENTION TOMORROW FOR TELLING THE TRUTH. Even Professor Adalynn dislikes her, it's odd.