Haha cliché-ness
Yui: omg im giving birth AAAAHSGSHSHWJWJSJSJSJSJSJS
Vivi the Doctor: Shut up I'm visualizing something
Yui: I AM PAIN
Vivi: Oh look twins name them.
Yui: Finally over! Awwww this one is cute I shall name her Neko. EWWWWW WHO IS THIS??? NAMING THEM BOKUTO
Logan: I came as soon as I heard.
Yui: Shut up Logan I force married you.
Logan: But my children.
Yui: This one is Neko and that one is Bokuto, now pick bokuto up i aint touching her.
Logan: Ok.
Months later
Living room
Yui: OMG NECKO IS WALKING IM SO PROUND BABY GIRL.
Logan: But Bokuto is walking too.
Yui: SHUT UP.
Neko: m-m...
Yui: OMG NEKO IS SAYING HER FIRST WORDS
Logan: But Bokuto said hers too!
Bokuto: Hey hey hey?
Yui: SHUSH BRAT
Bokuto: *cries*
Neko: Mama buy me Cytus 2
Yui: OMG!!!!! BOKUTO SHUT UP.
*kicks bokuto*
Bokuto: wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Logan: look what you did!1!
bEdRooM TimE
Yui: Goodnight neko! Stay in your crib as bokuto sleeps on the floor.
Neko: mama me want cytus two
Yui: Sleep.
Neko: *sleeps*
Bokuto: *sleeps*
Yui goes outside
Neko: HEY BOKUTO. YOU NERD *kicks*
Bokuto: You think that can hurt me? *proceeds to throw the tiny ball inthe corner of the room at neko*
Neko: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Yui enters, along with two backup dancers.
Yui: HOW DAAAAAAREEEEEE YOOUUUUUU *is carried toward Bokuto*
Bokuto: Huh?
Yui: You made Neko cry! Sleep outside in the garage! You're not my daughter. *Falls dramatically into the backup dancers' arms and is dragged out*
Bokuto: *runs to garage*
Five years later
Yui: First day of school! Look at Neko all dressed up! And Bokuto wearing a garbage bag.
Logan: Hey girls! I'll be gone to buy milk.
Bokuto: Bye dad
Neko: byeeee pedo boomer
Logan: *leaves*
At school (cause I'm lazy >:D)
Neko: omg school
Bokuto: oh wow school
*timeskip to after class*
Bokuto: *walks around peacefully*
Neko: Hey Bokutoe look I have a squad!
Bokuto: ok
Neko's squad: *runs to bokuto and cuts her hair*
Bokuto: thanks, i was devising a plan on how to get mom to bring me to the parlor to cut my hair.
Neko: HISSS
Eight years later
Neko: Yayyyyy highschool *chews gum*
Yui: OH MY GOD MY BABY IS ALL GROWN UP.
tImE skIp tO scHooL
Neko: *gangs up with squad against bokuto* Hey loser.
Bokuto: Shut up
Neko: *aggressively hurt bokuto*
Bokuto: ow
???: STOP
Neko: Who is this loser?
???: I am Bokuto's love interest now SHOO
Neko's Squad: *runs*
Bokuto: Who are you?
???: I... Am..... Otukob, your other half
Bokuto: Oh wow.
Otukob: Let's date
Bokuto: okay ily
Otukob: yayayayayyaya *kiss*
Bokuto: ewwwwww kiss
*Some random guy appeared out of nowhere*
???: BOKUTO
Bokuto: WHO ARE YOUUU
???: I AM...... YOUR FATHER
Bokuto: Dad??? Why did it take you SEVEN YEARS TO BUY MILK??
???: I left your mom
Bokuto: MAKES SENSE
Logan: i found out that I was the real heir to the throne, and not that fake king. Btw you are a fairy angle demon cat wolf fox mermaid owl hybrid
Bokuto: *shocked pikachu face*
Logan: Come with me and take that guy
Logan: *tElEpoRts tO cAstLe wiTh tHe CoUplE*
Sunny: Omg my step child.
Yui and Neko: *barges through door*
Yui: OMGGGG HELP US WE'RE POOR NOW
Logan: Bokuto do whatever you want
Bokuto: I CONDEMN YOU TO JAIL
Yui and Neko: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE END
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