pAroDy sToRiEs fiLled wIth nOnsEnse

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A group of five members stood on stage in some weird position. The dude in the middle who Hashim played sung. "Good morning!" He did a circle wave thing and stayed at the end position.

The rest of the group followed along. "Good morning!"

They all start marching into a square-like position. Hashim then sung when the stopped marching. "We stand before the journey that leads us all... To Oregon!" He then faced the right and put his right foot out while both his arms, stretched out, pointed in that direction.

"To Oregon!" The rest of the group mimicked.

They then did the marching in place motion again. "A pioneer adventure, down the trail.... To Oregon!" Hashim sung, doing the hands stretched to right motion again.

"To Oregon!" The rest of the group mimicked again. Except one. Logan's character. Which he said instead while doing the motion but to the left, "To Wisconsin!"

"Grandpa?" Hashim's character asked Logan's character.

"What? My legs hurt."

They once again did the marching in place motion while Hashim continued to sing. "By God's command, we dare to land in-"

"wIsConSiIIn-" Logan's character interrupted.

"We're going to Oregon, grandpa." Hashim's character stated

"Well I want to go to Wisconsin!"

"The promised land will not wait for us. We leave our home with faith and trust. We'll find the place of our destiny, and spread our family seed!" Hashim's character sang while doing weird choreography.

""The promised land will not wait for us. We leave our home with faith and trust. We'll find the place of our destiny, and spread our family seed!" The rest of the group mimicked.

"Now the show begins..."

The music and tone suddenly changed to a more cheerful and bubbly tone.

"Now our journey begins, in the 1800s, in a little city in Missouri!" Hashim sang while the group was jamming in the background.

"Before we start, you decide on the names of all the people in your wagon party." He sung once again while he and the group did the cute little motion pointing to people in the crowd one by one.

The group continued jamming while Hashim continued to sing. "You must decide who these pioneers are, are they carpenters or bankers or leavin' their farm. It's time to s[in a personal yarn-"

Neko stepped up and sang "Carefully choose each name, cause this is more than a game!"

Now they all did synchronized choreography while singing "It's more than a game! Oh yeah it's more than a game, no two shows will ever be the same."

"My first pioneer will be President Polk, I know he'd be a good leader of the wagon." Neko sang as the group kept jamming.

"Good job now, dear, that's what we're goin for. You'd be extra careful not to kill him" Hashim sung with an arm around Neko's shoulder.

"I think I would use my mom and dad's names of course. So I'll make sure they'll never get divorced." Rikuu popped up between Hashim and Neko and sang. She was playing a male character but they changed it into a female.

"That might be too much information. But hey, it's great to have a personal connection!" Hashim sang in embarrassment while Vivi came out from the back and belted out "I WOULD MAKE MY FAMILY RICH THEY'D BE BANKERS FROM NEW YOOOORK!"