It was once again a normal day at school but Vivi still hung out with the Heathers. She was just walking and talking to a gal who fell down then two fAmIlIaR people walk out from the corner.
"oI lOgAn LooK At ThaT doODeSs"
"Nice! A target!" exclaimed Logan "Vivi seems to want to befriend them."
"Hey, sweetheart! What did your boyfriend say when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?" asked Chad.
"My buddy Chad just asked you a question."
"Hey, Logan, doesn't the have a "no losers allowed" rule?"
"They seem to have an open-door policy for jerks, though" said the girl.
They all start fighting but the girl knocks down the two boys. "Don't underestimate me losers."
Vivi was still there, watching from the sidelines. Dang, this girl is strong. Hey, could you fight for me Ms. No Name kid? You're really strong... And pretty... No homo
Logan and Chad were now stuck in weird positions fighting the new girl. She wasn't supposed to be watching this but she liked it. Logan and Chad now quit and decided to go annoy someone else.
"Hey Vivi, you seemed head over heels for that girl huh? Do you swing in that direction?" teased Sweet.
"No I don't! I simply want to befriend her." Vivi explained.
"Oh... Makes sense..." sAid Susan.
"Why a loser? But she is a good fighter." questioned Sunny.
"Vivi, let's go to your house and play croquet." requested Sweet.
"Oh- Okay."
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They went to Vivi's house and somewhat got along with Vivi's parents. Logan had a homecoming party tonight and they let Vivi go.
Now the Heathers wanted Vivi to buy stuff. Mostly corn nuts. Definitely corn nuts. She walked in to see the girl who fought Logan and Chad. She ignored her and got stuff from the shelf. The girl noticed.
"Greetings and salutations. You want a Slurpee with that?" asked the girl.
"No, but if you're nice, I'll let you buy me a Big Gulp"
"That's like going to Micky D's and ordering a salad. Slurpee's the signature dish of the house. Did you say cherry or lime?"
"Also, I'm Vivi, you?"
"Stalker much? I'm Yui!"
"How are you so good at fighting?"
"It's a secret." the girls giggled.
"My dad is a deconstruction worker, he really likes crushing things down."
"Uh.... Nice I guess?" Vivi was somewhat concerned that he would plan to deconstruct the school.
"Have a Slurpee.. When you're upset and all, freeze your brain. Try it." requested Yui.
"Uh... Sure?" Vivi took a sip.
"My brain is fine- AHHUWDBUFGIUYWFVYVYWV."
"Told ya."
"VIVI COME RIGHT NOW WITH THE THINGS" yelled Sweet.
"Does your mom know you eat this crap?" asked Vivi while ignoring Sweet.
"She's dead..." said Yui.
"I'm sorry... Anyways, I better get going or I die."
"Mkay, see ya around."
The two waved goodbye to each other. Vivi walked to Sweet's car.
"What took you long?" asked Susan
"Ehhh- Nothing."
"If you say so."
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