This is the best ship just admit it smh.
Jeremy and Christine were going out now. Even though Christine loved him to bits, Jeremy was unsure of his feelings.
You see, Jeremy had been secretly crushing on someone—er—something else. He only told people he had a crush on Christine so he could cover up his true crush.
His crush on his MacBook Pro hard drive.
Jeremy couldn't even begin to explain how much he loved his hard drive. The way it shined whenever he stored things on it made his heart melt. One day, he decided to break up with Chrissy so he could finally be with his hard drive.
"Chrissy, we need to talk," he said softly one day after school.
"Of course, babe!" Chrissy exclaimed, her eyes shining. It reminded him of his beautiful hard drive.
"I'm...I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!" He yelled.
Chrissy stepped back and sucked up her tears. "What? Why? I-Is there someone e-else?" She shakily asked.
"I..um..yes, there is," Jeremy nervously said. Was he really about to admit he was going to dump her for a hard drive?
"Who?"
"I...my...uh...MacBook Pro hard drive.." He quietly said.
Chrissy took a step back and shook her head I'm disappointment. "You're insane, Jeremy, don't talk to me ever again." She then stormed away.
Jeremy took a shaken breath. At least he could be with his beloved hard drive, now.
~1 month later~
Today was Jeremy's one month anniversary with his beloved hard drive. Today he was taking it on a fro-yo date. He smiled as he watched his hard drive sit there, fro-yo by its side.
"Oh, hard drive, your so cute just...sitting there," Jeremy gushed, taking a bite of his frozen yogurt.
"....."
"Aww, I'm glad we think the same! I love you, MacBook Pro hard drive!"
As Jeremy was enjoying his date with his hard drive, Christine walked in. Seeing Jeremy on his...date...she decided to intervene.
She walked over to the table and asked, "You actually DID dump me for your MacBook Pro hard drive?"
Jeremy smugly smiled and said, "Yep!" He then picked up his lover, MacBook Pro hard drive, and left the store.
"I love you, hard drive."
Hahaha I forgot I had to write this today, so take my favorite ship. Aight, have an amazing day/night❤️🦙❤️
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