Glee: Fabray's Secret

Chapter 15 - Mayan Apocalypse

"Brittany," Tina asked Brit when I walked past them, making me slow down and eventually stop. "What are you doing?"

"Effie! I'll give you your gift soon." She said smiling at me. "Um, well, last week, I decided to watch a documentary about the Mayan Apocalypse, which arrives on December 21, 2012." I looked at Tina and she looked back at me, obviously both of us were confused. "So I decided to cash in all my savings so my friends and I could enjoy what's left of our lives to the fullest. Enjoy."

I looked back to Tina, did she just get a car? Is Brit okay? Does she really believe this stuff? I continued my walk down the hall just to bump into Ryder.

"Merry Christmas, everybody." Brittany shouted.

"Ohh," I said smiling. "Who's that from?"

"Brittany," He said looking shocked at tickets he was holding out in front of him. "She got me tickets to Saint-Tropez for three weeks."

"Wait, what?" I said taking the tickets off him and examining them. "Ryder, these are first class tickets!"

"I know," He said shaking his head. "Is she okay?"

"She said something about the Mayan Calendar and how it's ending." I said shaking my head and giving him the tickets back. "You need to give them back."

"She won't take them back." He said sighing. "I can't use them, it's too much."

"Brittany just gave me a Rolex." Marley said walking up to us. "It's not fake."

"Oh my gosh," I said looking at it in it's box. "It's gorgeous, that doesn't look cheap."

"It's not!" Marley exclaimed. "Why did she give me a Rolex?"

"She gave me a 3 week trip to Saint-Tropez," He said making me say, "And Tina a brand new Toyota Camry."

"Wait, seriously?" She said in shock. "What are gonna do?"

"That's up to you guys," I said with a laugh making Ryder pull me back and say, "Hey, she said she was getting you something so you're also on that boat."

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"Fact," Sam said hitting the board with a ruler. "Kim Il-Sung, founder of North Korea, would've turned 100. Divide 100 by ten, the percentage of Americans that believe the world will end on the 21st of December, and you get ten Mexico's rank in the world as a tourist destination whose president expects the Mayan Apocalypse to attract 52 million people to his country."

"What?" I said trying to follow along.

"It's all right there." Sam said nodding. "All anyone has to do is look at the numbers."

"I'm terrified." Brittany said making me turn and look at her. "And we need to purify ourselves for the last day of b'ak'tun, the 144,000-day cycle of the Mayan Calendar."

"Sam," I said looking at him once he was done explaining. "You guys don't really believe this, do you?"

"Did you not just listen to the facts?" Brittany asked me. "This is happening."

"We need to tell everyone we know how we really feel about them." Sam said sitting down beside us.

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"Hey guys," Brittany said standing infront of us in the library. "Welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse Club."

Sam and Brit managed to drag a few of the Glee club members into the library to tell us what they think of us as individuals, I know this isn't going to go well but I may as well be there for Sam even if I don't believe in it.