Glee: Fabray's Secret

Chapter 23 - Last Chances

So here's what you missed Santana thought that Brody was a drug dealer but it turns out he's a gigolo.

And Santana figured it out and told Finn Pack your bags. So Finn went to New York, beat the crap out of Brody and told him to "Stay away from my future wife!"
And Rachel has no idea any of this is going on. Yikes.

Will's still mad at Finn for kissing Emma

So Finn's leaving the glee club to go to college to become a teacher.

Blaine's got a crush on Sam, which he's had ever since the Sadie Hawkins dance, but Sam and Effie just thinks that he and Blaine are besties, which they totally are, but still.

Also, Sam asked Effie to have sex with him which Effie wasn't prepared for.

And that's what you missed on Glee!

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"I can't believe Brody was a giggolo." Effie said over the phone shaking her head in disbelief as she folded some of her laundry. "So wait, you really bet him up?"

"I did." Finn said over the phone as he sat at his desk on his laptop, on Facebook looking through Rachel's profile. "He needed it."

"So I take it she doesn't know?" Effie asked picking up her laundry basket.

"About Brody selling his body or me beating his ass up?" Finn asked with a slight smirk.

"Both." She said closing the pantry door and heading upstairs.

"She doesn't know," He said shaking his head. "I don't think Santana and Kurt are planning on telling her actually, not until her Funny Girl audition."

"Oh yeah," She said walking up the stairs. "I forgot she had that, if you see her or whatever tell her I wished her good luck." She placed her laundry basket on her bed. "So how's college?"

"Great." He said smiling and thinking of last night. "Parties every night, with Puck, it's amazing! And we might be getting into a frat!"

"Nice." Effie said smiling and putting some clothes in a drawer, holding the phone between her shoulder and ear. "I'm glad to hear you're having fun."

"Why did you call?" Finn asked biting a pen. "I mean, I love getting updates of McKinley and stuff but you seem a little agitated."

"I seem agitated?" She asked, curious to know why.

"Just the fact you're calling me on a Thursday at 7 in the morning." Finn said taking the pen out his mouth.

"I'm actually surprised we're both awake." She pointed out as she sat on her bed. "But I have some issues..."

"That is?" He asked, very curiously sitting up in his chair and putting his pen down.

"It's Sam." She said with a sigh and letting her body flop down on the bed. "He uh, he-"

"Wants you to have sex with him?" He asked finishing her sentence making he open her eyes in surprise. "Kind of saw that coming." He took a deep breath. "Sam's a great guy and you know it, but I know you're not not ready or you would be out doing it instead of calling me."

"Am I that predicable?" Effie asked closing her eyes and sighing, letting her hand fall over her eyes.

"I just know you too well." He said laughing. "But just like I said, don't do it if you're not ready. My first time was kind of forced and I don't think I was ready, but then again it was with Santana so I don't know what else I expected."

"Santana?" She asked surprised. "Wait, I thought you and Rachel?"

"Nope," He said shaking his head. "Unfortunately not."