Everything is going great. I took Tokio's advice on avoiding Miss Grande and it has worked, Zendaya is the only tiny problem in that situation but since her and Nate are hanging out even more she's barely at her house as well.
"Y/n watch out" I heard Megan scream before I felt the hard basketball smash against my face making me fall.
"Oh my god" I groaned.
"Hey are you alright" Camila was the first to come up to me.
"Camila can you take her to the nurses office" our teacher said before walking off. Yeah I'm doing great thanks for asking.
"Thanks for walking me" I said to Camila while we were walking through the halls.
"Well it's not like I have a choice" she said making me laugh until some blood from my nose came through the tissue.
"Oh sorry" she put her hand on my shoulder.
"It's fine my nose has been through worse" the memory of when I smashed my nose off Zendaya's door flashed through my mind. How times have changed.
"Can I ask you something" she asked making me chuckle.
"Aren't you already asking" she laughed.
"You're so typical" I sighed.
"I know" I grinned.
"Okay but seriously I'm wondering why we didn't go out for Valentines" I stopped walking to look at her.
"I was thinking the same thing" she laughed.
"Really" I accidentally took the tissue away from my nose.
"Yes" I quickly placed it back on.
She started laughing "god we're bad at this".
"Tell me about it" I agreed with her and we made eye contact.
"Well Miss Y/l/n we've arrived at your destination" she gave me a cute smile "and I shall be waiting for you to take me out this time" she playfully poked my chest before walking away.
I walked in seeing Zendaya already sitting on one of the chairs.
"What are you doing here" I asked her to which she exaggeratedly grabbed her stomach.
"I'm so sick" she then laughed.
"You're so fake" I said causing her to wink at me.
"I do try, I do try".
Her mom then came walking in. There goes Tokio's advice out the door.
"You okay" she rubbed Zendaya's head and Zendaya pulled her best 'sick' face she almost made me believe it.
Ariana turned to me "oh my god" she said when she saw the blood on my school gym top "what happened".
"Well you know" I paused "daydreaming plus basketball game doesn't mix well" she laughed. Her laugh is so pretty.
"Well seeing as you aren't really sick" she look at Zendaya who was shocked "and you have" she motioned to my face "that, why don't both of you get off for the rest of the day" Zendaya smiled and I thought.
"I'm not sure" I would be picking Tokio's advice and throwing it in the dump.
"Come on Y/n/n we haven't hung out in forever" Zendaya exasperated and Ariana agreed.
If only Tokio could see me now.
"I have to tell you something" I could tell her, right here right now I mean what would be the worst thing to happen. Zendaya would understand. Right.
"Well get on with it" she plopped herself down on the beanbag in her room and I sat on the edge of her bed.
"Well you see we have a new client" Zendaya practically jumped up from the beanbag.
"And" she questioned.
"She wants nudes" I chuckled.
"Okay Y/n you know what this calls for" I pulled a confused face.
"I'm not sure I do" she pulled out her laptop.
"Another slideshow" she said and I laughed.
"Okay so hit me with the facts" she got ready and I took out my phone.
"Okay her profile name is stardust" Zendaya nodded typing it down.
"Secretive unlike Tokio, interesting" she typed again.
"And the pickup like she used was hey cutie, I found that odd cause I have no profile pic" Zendaya furrowed her eyebrows.
"Well there must be a list of pickup lines they use" she began typing again.
"There's another thing" I paused and she hummed.
"She has a dick" a playful smile came on her face.
"Picture" she asked and I nodded.
I got the picture up and gave her my phone.
"It's big right" she scrunched her face "come on it's big" I hyped up the person I did not know.
She stood up and connected her laptop to the television in her room.
"Y/n my dear friend take a lot of notes this time, a lot of notes" she threw another notepad at me.
"Because I've done my hard research on this piece of art for situations like this" she clicked.
"I call this 'The art of a dick pick'" she extended her arms and I wrote down the name, it was good.
She got a ruler and touched the television screen "some people say that the eyes are the windows to the soul, I disagree, I think it's your dick and how you fucking photograph it" she she glided the ruler along her arm then the next slide came up.
"There are two different types of dick pics" a bunch of different dick pics came up quickly.
"How did you get these" she ignored my question and continued talking.
"Solicited and unsolicited, solicited makes up for about one percent of all dick pics sent and received but in that one percent there are three categories" she went onto the next slide.
"Terrifying, horrifying and acceptable" she started to walk back and forth.
"I know what some of you are thinking, Zendaya terrifying and horrifying sound like the same thing".
"I'm the only one here" I looked around to make sure.
"Well to a trained eye it can be the difference between; a basic hygiene issue" she whispered to me "or a life or death situation, so here's some key things to look out for" another slide came up and she tapped her ruler against the screen.
"Uncapped deodorant touching the floor, horrifying" there was a circle over the bottle in the back of the dick pic.
Another slide came up "jug of lotion, terrifying" it changed again "dirty finger nails" she gagged "horrifying".
"A mid evil sword" she paused "run for your fucking life terrifying".
She turned her lights back on "so what constitutes this sought after acceptable dick pic" I handed her my phone to show her another picture I was sent.
She shot her eyebrows up "wow okay so her penis is the size of an Evian bottle" she looked closer "well the lighting is nice, her room looks clean" she shrugged "looks well groomed" I nodded agreeing "acceptable" she finished making me laugh.
"I'm starting to like your slideshows" she laughed.
"How could you not okay so what else do you need from momma Daya" she fell back down on beanbag she was first sitting on.
"Well I've never really taken a nude before so like I just need help" she sighed "I'm getting paid to send them" that made a grin come upon her face.
"Well then, take your clothes off and let's gets snapping".
If some of this chapter does not ring a bell well I feel sorry for you.
Thanks for reading.
