Characters x Reader Oneshots

Jean Ralphio X Reader: You're Real?

Jean Ralphio X Reader Oneshot

Request: He's dating the reader and no one believes him and is surprised when she's real and normal.

Requested by: Sebruddo3

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"Heeeey what's up Big T how's it hanging, just kidding I know it's hanging low, am I right or what?!" Jean Ralphio shouted as he waltzed into the Parks and Rec department. He strolled past all the irritated faces to meet his best friend Tom, who was high fiving and fist-pumping Jean Ralphio with a little less of the pizzaz Jean had. Leslie decided that as the kind-spirited and welcoming person she was to greet Jean Ralphio back into the department, no matter how many times he had been kicked out of it. With a warm smile, Leslie extended her hand out to shake Jean Ralphio's, "Jean Ralphio-"

"Yeah right here, leave a message after the beep...Beeeeeep." He vigorously shook Leslie's hand, smiling from ear to ear. Leslie forcefully pulled her hand away from his grip shaking her hand to feel the blood in her veins again, she looked down at her white hand slowly going pinkish again "Jeez you have a strong grip."

"Yeah well I work out at a really expensive gym with my dad's stoolleenn mooooonnnneeeeyyy~" he sung the last bit, Leslie stared at Jean Ralphio just blinking at his utter stupidity. Tom quickly took charge of the conversation swatting Leslie away "So Jean Ralphio what're you doing here?" Jean leaned against Tom's desk rather confidently "Yeah well, you know, yeah" he started to twiddle with his thumbs and pull at his collar "It's just I'm taking my girlfriend out to dinner to meet my parents and I'm kinda nervous, but it's nothing alcohol can't fix, I'm pretty sure I'm an alchooohoollliccc~"

"What? You have a girlfriend?" Tom asked in utter disbelief, Jean looked at him puzzled "Er of course I do, I mean, have you looked me how could I not have a girlfriend?" He moved away from the desk and spun around in a circle showcasing his purple stitch embodied blazer and black skinny jeans, his hair was sticking up like usual and he was aiming his watch into the sunlight to increase its shine; even if it did blind Larry when he first entered the department. "Wait you have a girlfriend?" April asked from her desk near Ron's office, obviously she was eavesdropping but what else are you meant to do in this place, work?

"Aw I'm sorry angel dust but you take too long you lose the dong." April rolled her eyes "Ah what a shame, my heart is now breaking and will continue to break into a million tiny pieces which will then be eaten by starving crows." Jean Ralphio strolled up to her desk and leaned down to her face before backing off a little when he heard some sort of growl "Don't worry, I have that effect on the ladiezzz."

"Oh god, is there a bee in here or something? I heard a buzz." Ben asked as he walked into the Parks department only to be greeted by Jean Ralphio. Jean ran at Ben with open arms and embraced him "Jelloshot!" He lifted Ben off of the ground and spun around, Ben being Ben, of course, begged him to put him down and continued to complain about how uncomfortable that made him and how inappropriate it was to do at work. "Jean Ralphio has a girlfriend? What!?" Andy shouted from April's desk, he looked surprised as he faced the camera (Only time anyone will look at the camera btw) "Andy shhhh." April hit his leg and smirked, not really bothered about it.

Ben looked worried at the mention of someone similar to Jean Ralphio and his sister, Leslie shared the same look yet turned to Jean and smiled nonetheless. "Wow Jean Ralphio what's her- what's her name?" Everyone waited for some exotic sound that would most likely be made up, instead he said: "(Y/N)." Donna made a disapproving hum from her side of the room "No that's too normal for you, unless, she's not real?" Jean Ralphio put a hand to his chest and looked pained "Donna baby-"