Outnumbered | Jake Brockman X Reader

Trip to London

Today I joined the Brockmans as they went to London. I'm pretty sure sue intended it to be a 'family trip' because that's the type of person she was, but seeing as I'm at their house pretty much all the time I'm technically a Brockman myself.

Their gran, who I hadn't met before, took us and it it was quite a disaster. I mean, of cource it was - their the Brockmans.

The trip started with us sitting on the outside deck of the sightseeing bus and Ben playing 'spot the chav'. He got to 29 before he finally stopped after Pete had told him off multiple times.

He got to 32 before he eventually stopped. Then he started talking about Bloody Mary and some king that could talk to trees.

He was cut off by Jake groaning.

"What's the problem Jake?" Pete asked.

"It's flipping ran out of battery the stupid phone!"

"Oh yeah it's so stupid it forgot to plug itself in and recharge itself. Why do you need a phone?"

"So I can talk to people that aren't sarcastic," Jake said bluntly.

About a quarter of an hour later we were sitting on the bottom deck and then we got off early because Pete was getting impatient.

"This isn't Trafalgar Square," Jake said as Pete stood up.

Ben hopped down from his chair and started rambling about some random stuff like always.

One again, Jake groaned.

"So your phones dead, why can't you just enjoy what we're doing? We're visiting some amazing places where some amazing events have happened," Pete said.

"That have happened. They're not happening now are they?" Jake replied.

There were four lion statues. Ben was being an idiot and stuck his arm up one of the lions mouths. Jake rested his head on the table in annoyance.

"You can borrow my phone if you want, we have pretty much the same contacts," I offered.

He looked up at me and sighed.

As much as moody Jake is annoying, (although I am probably the same) I much preffered him to Zombie Jake. At least he could actually speak now.

Later on we were looking at modern art, of which Karen was highly unimpressed with. Jake was still traumatised from not being able to text, which made the whole trip even more unbearable than it already was. Especially when we went to the HMS Belfast.

When we got back to 19 Keely Road, Jake finally managed to charge his phone.

I went and sat in the living room as Jake was doing who knows what and I didn't really want to interrupt him with that.

Ben was standing behind where his gran was sitting on the sofa. He had that face where he was about to ask a stupid question. I was sitting on the sofa by the wall waiting to see what he was going to say this time.

"What part of Gordon Ramsay would you eat first?"

I did not expect that and ended up snorting, causing them to look at me weirdly.

"Umm.." his gran thought for a second before saying, "the fattest bit."

"I'd eat his nose because it's so massive and it would take you about a week," Ben said.

This kid is so weird. Gran must have thought so too because it showed on her face.

"Your drifting on a lifeboat with granddad, Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay and David Tennant. Right. Which one would you eat first?"

I heard Jake from the kitchen.

"Oh yeah it was a really crap day out," he said and I could hear him stomping up to his room.

His phone must have recharged.

A/N this chapter was very short and I have no idea what that ending was but I'll try to write a longer one tomorrow.

Hope you enjoyed and I'll see you in the next chapter✌🏽