the office oneshot🧚‍♀️ (jim halpert mostly)

sex in the office (jim and pam)

jim's pov

"michael? confession: i have done PDA in the office." dwight confess.
"thank you!" michael says, still sitting on holly.
"i have had intercourse in the office"
"all right"
"as has angela, as has ryan, as has kelly, as has meredith, as has phyllis, as has darryl, as has creed, as has michael and as has holly" dwight says.

i look at pam with a confused look.

"and as has kevin!" kevin adds.
"with who?" angela says.
"she goes to another school!"
"okay fine, no more pda" michael says.
"good" oscar respond.
"you win, but here's what i'm going to do..."

i'm not listening anymore at this point. has everybody had sex in the office? we can't be the only ones who didn't... pam and i look at each other with a questioning face. maybe it's the alcohol in my system (from the champaign at our valentine's day dinner) , but right now, i really want to have sex in the office.

pam's pov

me and jim are in the break room.

"that is weird huh? i mean that's weird to have sex in the office, that's where you work right?"
"mmh mmh"
"you know, you're in a meeting and nobody knows you've had sex there except for you and him"
he let out a drunken laugh, that sounds more like a snort.
"ew" he add.

i look at him with tentative eyes. i mean... it wouldn't be THAT ew...
he looks back at me with the same look in his face. it's probably the champaign talking, but i say:
"follow me"

i grab his hand and guide him to the warehouse. when we're down there, jim runs the stair that leads to a big shelf. we go up it and when we're at the top, jim turns around and tell me to get down.

"there's someone sleeping there pam!"
"oh fuck"

we run back down the stairs and when we're a the bottom, jim point a big box before jumping inside. i roll my eyes at him and leave.

he quickly follows me, probably realizing how stupid that was. we walk back to the office, laughing at how embarrassing that was.

"let's go in ryan's office"
"oh my god yes!"

we go in the kitchen and as we're about to open the door, erin and andy come out.

we try to explain what we weren't doing but they don't care.

"we were just looking for ryan"
"hey what's up" ryan, who just arrived, says.
"hey ryan we just wanted to say hi"
"no you weren't , you wanted to have sex in my office... it's chill, just put back everything where you took it and text me when you're over" he says before leaving.

"that was so embarrassing i'm gonna die" i tell jim.
"that was tough"

i turn around to leave and i see the camera filming us. they call us in for an interview.

"let me make something clear, jim and i have never and will never have sex in the office"
"nah... because the office isn't what i'd consider a romantic place."
"besides we have something these people don't have, which is a home and a bed"
"and a shower"

i turn around and look at jim with a death stare. i hit his arm as we leave the room.

"you didn't have to say that"
"i'm sorry i thought it was funny!"
"it's okay..."
"i have an idea"he says before taking my hand and guiding me in a closet, close to accounting.

everybody is working so nobody notices us walking in there. jim closes the door.

jim's pov

i push pam against the wall and kiss her slowly. she wraps her arm around my neck and kiss me back. i start to take off my tie and shirt and she takes off her own shirt.

"let's make this quick before anybody notice we're gone" i say.
"i'm sure they won't notice but yeah"

we continue to undress ourselves, occasionally stopping to kiss. i see a desk, so i take off what was on top of it and pam sits on it.
"is this okay?"
"yeah i'm good"

i align myself with her hole and start to push myself inside.

"how am i still not used to how big you are? we've had sex like a thousand time"
"you better not get used to it, it's more fun that way"
"ahh! yeah" she says before whimpering.

when i'm all inside, i start to thrust in and out. i can hear michael make an announcement from outside but i don't understand what he's saying. oh well! i have more important things to do right now.

i spread pam's leg wider so i can push deeper inside of her. after a couple of minutes, i can feel my orgasm coming.

"pam are you close?"
"yeah i am!"

to stop her moans, since they're getting pretty loud, i put my hand over her mouth. i continue to thrust inside of her and i can feel her getting tighter and clenching her muscle. after a couple more thrust, she cums on me, making me cum.

we look at each other, panting, until we hear more people talk. we start to put our clothes back on and i fix my hair. we get out and everybody start to look at us.

we walk to our desks and continue to work as if nothing happened. quickly, nobody's looking at us anymore and everything is back to normal.

me and pam exchange a knowing look before getting back to work

best valentine's day ever if you want my opinion...