the office oneshot🧚‍♀️ (jim halpert mostly)

secret couple (jim and dwight)

dwight's pov

"what if someone's saw us leave?"
"dwight nobody knows don't worry"
"they're gonna know if you keep doing stupid things"
"i'm telling you that nobody knows!"
"where are we going anyway?"
"in my car"
"jim..."
"don't worry dwight! just live for once!"
"fact: i live everyday"
"you know what i mean"
"idiot"
"love you too"

he takes me to his car and i get in. he sit down and start to drive. he goes a little further down the street to an empty parking lot.

"they're gonna notice we left you know?"
"i'll tell michael we went on a sales call"
"what are we doing anyway"
"i didn't want you to stay mad because of the prank i did you this morning"
"it's fine i'm not mad"
"still i want to make it up to you"
"what-"
"get in the back"
"okay?"

i get out and go in the backseat. jim quickly follows me. he sits down next to me. he turns my head with his hand so i'm facing him.

"can i kiss you"

i nod. he leans in and press his soft lips against mine. i don't think i'll ever get bored of kissing jim. i play with his hair, messing it up. i love his hair. they're so fluffy and soft. his hand find my belt and start unbuckling it.

"jim?"
"is it okay?"
"yeah but why?"
"i told you i want to make it up to you"

i moan as he cup my growing bulge with his hand. he slides his hand inside my underwear and start stroking me.

"jim..."
"shh don't talk just enjoy"
"i love you"
"me too"

he takes off my pants and my underwear. he gets down.

"jim you don't have to- OH SHIT"
i say as he takes my whole length in his mouth.
he start sucking on it, licking on the head.

"jim that feels so good..."

he continues. i can feel myself getting close. i grab his hair and pull gently on them. i know he loves it.

"oh shit jim im gonna cum!"

he start going faster and and i quickly cum in his mouth. he swallows it all.

"jim you can prank me anytime if you do that after"
"that's nice" he says with a smile.

he gets on top of me and kisses me softly. we make out for a while until i hear a knock in the window. jim turns around and see michael, who has a shocked look on his face.

"what are you guys doing?" he yells before running away.
"oh my god oh my fucking god!" i say as i pull back my pants.
"he saw us..." jim whispers.
"jim what do we do?"
"we talk to him before he tells the whole office"
"right..."

we get back in the front of the car and drive to the office. we run inside.

jim's pov

i get inside and pam looks at me with a confused look. none of the others are looking at me or look like they know.

"jim why did michael tell me you were making out with dwight in your car?"
"i... i uh i don't know"
"jim halpert are you dating dwight??"she whisper-yell.
"shh and uh yeah maybe i am..."
"you never told me you liked men! how long have you guys been dating?"
"for a while now... maybe a month or two"
"you're kidding! you didn't even tell me? you should really talk to michael because he's going crazy in his office and he's definitely gonna tell everyone"
"that's where i'm heading right now. and i'm really sorry for not telling you... i don't know why i didn't"
"it's fine i forgive you but you have to tell me how did it happen"
"deal" i say before shaking her hand.

i walk towards my desk.

"uh dwight can you come talk to michael with me?"

he nods and get up from his chair. we walk to michael's office and before i knock on the door, he squeezes my arm.

"it's fine dwight..."
"he already told pam"
"he's not gonna tell anyone else"

i knock on the door and i hear michael say 'come in' so i open it.
we he see us walking inside he tries to stop himself from chuckling.

"you guys are gay!" he says before exploding in laughter.
"it's not funny michael you can't tell anyone" dwight says.
"but guys! it's like the biggest news i've ever learned and i can't even tell it to people..."
"you shouldn't have saw that and you can't tell, michael" i say.
"why were you making out in a parking lot? i thought you went on a sales call"
"sorry..."i say, rubbing the back of my neck nervously.
"i thought you were enemies how are you dating??"he ask.
"it's stupid"dwight says.
"no i wanna know or i'm telling everyone"
"that's not nice michael. but yeah i kissed him as a prank and then i don't know. it wasn't a prank anymore i guess?"
"okay weirdo that doesn't make any sense."
"i kissed dwight to destabilize him, but then i enjoyed it, and it wasn't a prank anymore. we just liked each other"i say.
"fine whatever you can leave but i'll never forgive you for hiding this from me"
"okay sure"dwight says before we leave the room.

i didn't notice, but we were still holding hands when we left. phyllis noticed and said:
"why are you guys holding hands?"

dwight took away his hand from mine and said:
"what? we weren't... we weren't holding hands"

"i saw you dwight... is this another prank jim?"
"no it's not"

i look to dwight with a questioning look.

"we were holding hands because.... because... we're dating..."i whisper the last part.
"okay good prank guys!"
"it's not a prank" dwight says.
"you guys are enemies you're not dating" oscar says.
"we are for real" i say.
"i always knew you had kind of a gay vibe"meredith says.
"okay weird..." i whisper while looking at the camera with wide eyes
"i don't believe you" phyllis says.

i walk towards dwight and kiss him on the mouth.

"do you believe me now?" i ask.
"i know it's not true you're always doing prank i don't believe you anymore" she says.
"go ask michael, he saw us" dwight says.
"what do you mean he saw you?" andy asks.
"he saw us kiss in my car"i say.
"so you guys weren't on a sales call?"
"no..."

michael get out of his office.

"michael is it true that dwight and jim are dating?" phyllis asks.
michael start laughing hysterically.
"they were kissing in a parking lot!" he shout.

i give phyllis a 'i told you' look. she rolls her eyes and look away. dwight looks relieved but nervous as he sits down.

i grab is hand and say:
"are you okay hun?"
"don't call me hun. and yes i'm okay. just... i wasn't expecting to come out today"
"yeah me neither"
"went pretty well though right?"
"yeah"
"i love you jim"
"i love you more"
"impossible i love you more"
"you think i'd do that to you in a parking lot if i didn't love you a lot?"
"okay you win"

pam comes to my desk.
"you guys are really cute but also really loud and do what in a parking lot??"
"sorry... i'll explain later"
"you better"

she walks back to her desk.
i smile at dwight but he's already working.

god i love him