the office oneshot🧚‍♀️ (jim halpert mostly)

the model (jim and pam)

jim's pov

this morning, while i was doing a sale with dwight, we saw danny. he's another salesman from another company. once again, he stole our sale, but what really bothers me, is how handsome everybody thinks he is.

i mean yeah he is, but it's not that incredible. michael thought he was a model when he saw him.

but i guess what's actually bothering me, is that pam went on a couple of date with him before we dated. so i know that she finds him attractive and that he finds her attractive as well. i also know that he's more attractive than me. so do pam prefer him over me?

i know it's silly... we are married and we have a kid together! but i can't help myself from feeling insecure. pam said he never called her after their second date... did she want him to call?

and everybody is soooo impressed at everything he does. he's not that great! he's kinda lame actually... i don't know i'm probably just jealous

today, for the whole day, everybody was talking about pam leaving me for danny... i haven't asked pam about it yet because i'm scared she'll think i'm stupid or that she actually want to leave me. it's so stupid i don't know why it's affecting me so much...

it's after 5 pm so everybody start to leave. i get up to grab my coat and pam follow me. we walk to our car and sit inside. i start to drive.

"have you heard all these rumours today?" she asks me.
"the ones about you and danny?"
"yeah"
"yeah i heard about it"
"you know i wouldn't leave you for him right?"
"you wouldn't?"
"of course i wouldn't!"
"why? he's so much better than me"
"he's not... he never even called me back after our dates! he sucks... plus, he's not my type"
"what's your type then?"
"uh let me think... skinny tall guy, cute fluffy hair, funny, nice, pretty good at sex i'd say... also married to me, a kid; just like cece! mm.... do you need more?"
"nah i get it... i shouldn't have doubted you"
"it's okay i forgive you"
"nice... so you think i'm pretty good at sex?"
"is that what i said? wow i can't remember anymore... maybe you'll have to show me"
"oof pretty short memory m'lady... i'll gladly show you, should i stop the car on the side of the road?"
"so dirty halpert"
"i know right?"
"you'll show me later"
"i like the sound of that"
"so you're not insecure anymore?"
"i was not insecure... i was just- maybe a little jealous"
"you don't have to be, you're hotter than him"
"yeah right i'm so hot"
"you are!"
"you're hotter"
"i know i am"
"so confident! where's that coming from?"
"you know, two hot men fighting over me"
"so you do think he's hot"
"objectively, he is. but i don't find him hot personally"
"good to know"
" you're  so cute when you're jealous"
"i'm not jealous!"
"you are! you spent the whole day trying to say he wasn't hot or wasn't great and you looked so upset when people said he was! i agree with you though, he's not that incredible"
"right? everybody's so blind"
"they really are... it's okay that means i have you all for myself"
"oh i didn't tell you about my three other girlfriends? you only have a quarter of me to yourself"
"ha ha ha so funny" she says sarcastically.
"but seriously i'm glad you're not leaving me for him. i was a little bit scared..."
"i would never leave you baby"
"i hope that's true because i'm never letting you go"
"okay kidnapper!"
"oh no you figured out my plan!"

we explode in laughter as i continue to drive to pick up our daughter. i don't know why i was so insecure, i know pam would never leave me for him. we're too in love for that... :)