the office oneshot🧚‍♀️ (jim halpert mostly)

i wanna watch you get dressed (jim and dwight)

jim saw the clothes he had to wear, on a hanger hanged on a chair. jim looked at the tiny white suit and the microscopic shoes. "how is ryan even that small?" jim thought. god, the things he'd do for dwight... "i can't believe i'm doing the presentation!"he murmured. he didn't want to do it, at all, but it was so important to dwight, so he couldn't refuse.

"hurry up! let me in i wanna watch you get dressed"dwight said as he repeatedly knocked on the door of the small room jim was in.

"no dwight" jim said, even though he kinda wanted his boyfriend to come in.

"did you find the eyeliner?" dwight asked.
hopefully, jim would agree to wear makeup, though dwight wouldn't let him choose, he would force him to.

"i'm not wearing eyeliner!"jim complained, but he knew he would end up doing it to please dwight.

"come on! it's part of the presentation! now let me in" dwight pleaded again.

"you can come in but i'm not wearing eyeliner" jim said, even though he knew dwight would force him.

jim opened the door and let dwight come in, he had already started to change. dwight looked even more nervous then jim, because of how much he wanted the vice president position.

jim dressed up with the suit, though the sleeves were way too short for his long arm. he didn't put the shoes, they were too tiny. "how small are ryan's feet? is he a toddler?" jim thought.

"do you know how to put eyeliner?"dwight asked.

"why would i know how?"jim replied with a little smirk, though he tried to hide it.

"i'm going to help you, sit down" dwight said, pointing a chair that was a couple of feet away from them.

jim sat down in the chair and dwight sat on top of him, pretty much straddling him. he opened the small tube of eyeliner and asked jim to close his eyes, which jim did.

dwight started to apply the black liquid on his boyfriend's eyelid, slightly leaning on jim, which jim noticed, since it made him quite hard. he knew this wasn't the moment to get hard, but come on, his boyfriend was sitting on his lap, pressing directly on his crotch.

when dwight finished his makeup, jim opened his eyes, only now noticing how close dwight's face was. he leaned in and quickly kissed dwight.

"jim stop, not now" dwight said, but he still smiled.

"i'm sorry... you're just really close to me and you look so cute today... and i may be a little bit hard"jim told dwight, making him smirk.

"you look really cute too... especially with eyeliner, i didn't think you'd look good with makeup... but concerning your other, erm issue, i can't help you right now, we have to go do the presentation!" dwight whispered to his partner.

"but... please? we still have time before the presentation..." jim pleaded, before pressing another kiss on dwight's lips, though he knew dwight wouldn't say yes.

"jim, i love you, but later. now we have to make sure you nail the presentation so i can be vice president! you know how much i want it" dwight said, and he meant it.

"it's okay, i love you too honey... i wouldn't do this for anyone else, just saying, i'm wearing eyeliner, a suit that's way too small, and i don't even know half the speech...but i'm going to do perfectly fine and you're gonna get the position, don't even worry about it! i'm going to be sooo good, just for you..." jim said, to reassure dwight, who was starting to panic.

dwight took a deep breath, nodded and kissed jim before taking his hand and pulling jim outside the room with him.

nellie was waiting for them in the room and was more than surprised when she learned that jim would do the presentation! "why would he do something like that for his enemy?" the woman thought, but she didn't know how much love they had for one another. the hatred was basically a running joke between the two man, but everybody perceived it as annoyance and rivalry. the thing is; people only saw what they wanted to see.

this was the most stressful day for dwight, he was really anxious about jim's ability to public speaking. jim has never done a big speech in public, and he was less than prepared for this one. jim would have the text right in front of him, so he would probably be fine, but dwight couldn't stop worrying. "what if jim makes me lose the vice president position?"dwight thought. even if he did, dwight would still love him unconditionally, for accepting to do it. dwight loved his boyfriend, he truly did.

they all waited for the room to be more crowded before jim started his speech. he was nervous, sure, but not because of the speaking. because dwight's 'career' was at stake. dwight loved getting even the slightest amount of power, and  this vice president position was perfect for him. jim knew how important it was for him and he would do his best to make sure dwight would get it.

***

everybody was clapping, cheering for jim. he had done the speech almost perfectly, and the spectators and clients loved it. jim was proud of himself, but not as proud as dwight was. dwight was looking at jim with love in his eyes, happier than he had ever been. with jim's performance, he would definitely get the vice president position! dwight pulled jim into a hug, and whispered "i love you" in his ear. he really wanted to kiss him, but that would mean exposing his relationship to the public.

jim pulled away from the hug when he realized how long it had been. everybody was looking at them a little bit confused, but the couple didn't care. they were both so happy and in love and that's all that mattered.

***

"see i told you you were gonna get it!" jim says to dwight, before grabbing his hand and pulling him closer.

the two men were walking in the hallway, to their room. dwight had just gotten named vice-president, and jim and him were going to... "celebrate".

"i only got it because of you..."dwight murmured before kissing jim's cheek.

"don't say that! you deserve it, you're so amazing" jim said.

"thank you... i love you so much jim..." dwight said before he pulled him closer and kissed  him. he pulled jim down, since he was a bit taller than him. jim reached in his back pocket to find the room key. he pulled away from the kiss for a second, to unlock and open the door. when he had his hand on the handle, dwight kissed him again, pushing him through the door he had just opened.

"surprise!" several people shouted, all exiting from various hiding spot.

both men turned around and saw all of the sabre team looking at them with shocked face. there was a poster with "congratulations dwight!" written on it. nobody said anything, they just stared at them with a shocked expression. jim was the first to speak up.

"...hey guys"