Day 6
So basically I continued walking what remained of a highway and somehow made my way to Kansas. I've been doing a circle almost. As I was distracted an EIGHTEEN WHEELED SEMI TRUCK barreling toward me. With what seemed to be an entire back full of lighter fluid and styrofoam plates. I dodged and it hit a little tiny Cube car and did a flip, exploded, lit all the fluid, lit the plates, and shriveled into nothing. I put my sunglasses back on and like an action movie, ran like a sissy to the nearest town. It was desolate, nothing new, all small towns were empty. But this town had something special, the last Gamestop known to mankind. I squeezed through the non-functional sliding doors and caught a scent of true gaming. Doritos: Nacho Cheese, Mountain Dew, and cheap plastic. I was looking for more DS games. But the normal case was empty. I slowly went back to the back room, stuffing as much nerd merchandise as I could into my bag. When I went to the back, the smell of Doritos intensified. I saw several cloaked figures surrounding an altar with what appeared to be a Nintendo DS. I went further, making sure to hold my breath, it wasn't a DS, it was 3DS. Basically, it played better games and had a 3D feature without using glasses. The goblin part of my brain told me I should run and take it. And I did. I rushed through with my war cry of Guttural Screaming, snatched the system, plus 5 or so games, pushed a former employee, and ran out the back of the store. I had just stolen a holy relic of some nerd cult. And I ran for the non-existent hills (Get it, Kansas?) Now I'm hiding in potato fields and playing games in Ultra 3D graphics.
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A Reference Filled Light Novel Tilted: Nintendelion.
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